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ringo Member (Idle past 439 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Leroy Jenkins writes:
I remember hearing that joke after the 6-Day War in 1967 but it was an Egyptian tank. During World War Two it was an Italian tank. Q: What has 6 reverse gears and one forward gear?A: A French tank. The forward gear is in case they're attacked from behind. (That may actually be a "new" joke, since horses don't have reverse gears.)
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 312 days) Posts: 16113 Joined:
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(That may actually be a "new" joke, since horses don't have reverse gears.) French horses do.
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1532 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
Q: What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
A: Virgin Mobile Edited by 1.61803, : No reason given."You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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dwise1 Member Posts: 5952 Joined: Member Rating: 5.2 |
What I heard right after the Six-Day War was that the Egyptians had taken their Soviet tanks and buried them in the sand, converting them to stationary artillery pieces and completely losing all mobility. The Israeli tanks just ran right through them.
Mind you, I heard that on Johnny Carson, but as I recall he wasn't joking about it except to wonder what they were thinking.
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ramoss Member (Idle past 640 days) Posts: 3228 Joined:
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Q: What do you call a sleep walking Nun?
A: A Roamin Catholoic Q: What do you call a contortionist Nun.A: Twisted Sister.
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 376 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
I asked my plumber which was the best toilet to buy.
He said "Well...its a crap shoot."
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ramoss Member (Idle past 640 days) Posts: 3228 Joined:
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A movie, based on a classic Chick Tract
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Modulous Member Posts: 7801 From: Manchester, UK Joined: |
LOL, thanks dude, I'd totally forgotten about that since you posted it on Tuesday.
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 312 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
Bible School Uses Hitler Quote To Promote Education For Children
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Your link goes to a 404 error. I think you left the 'l' off of the .html
Bible School Uses Hitler Quote To Promote Education For Children (PHOTO) | HuffPost Religion
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 312 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
Fixed, thanks.
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PaulK Member Posts: 17827 Joined: Member Rating: 2.3
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Remind you of someone ?
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
I have seen this theme being debated somewhere, but I don't think it was at evcforum.net.
I think that both this cartoon and Dr. A's previous message cartoon might be good fodder for new topics.
Source Moose Edited by Minnemooseus, : Forgot to include source link.Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose |
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1433 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
see this video
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