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ringo
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Message 271 of 1450 (745854)
12-28-2014 2:01 PM
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12-28-2014 1:53 PM


Re: the ultimate existential game
Theodoric writes:
Probably best not to play that way with a 5 year old. It is tough enough getting him to follow rules.
So it's the 5-year-olds who play like Sartre.
quote:
Mark 10:15 Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child, he shall not enter therein.

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Message 272 of 1450 (745857)
12-28-2014 2:08 PM
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12-28-2014 1:53 PM


Re: the ultimate existential game
The way kids don't follow rules is so hilarious it makes up for the tedium of any game for me. My grandson's cheating at Old Maid is side splitting.
Edited by Faith, : No reason given.

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Message 273 of 1450 (746278)
01-05-2015 9:31 AM


L.P.D.: Libertarian Police Department | The New Yorker
Awsome and well worth the read

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

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Message 274 of 1450 (746280)
01-05-2015 10:08 AM
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01-05-2015 9:31 AM


Libertarian Police
quote:
Nobody move unless you want to!
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Saying, "I don't know," is the same as saying, "Maybe."~ZombieRingo
It's easy to see the speck in somebody else's ideas - unless it's blocked by the beam in your own.~Ringo
If a savage stops believing in his wooden god, it does not mean that there is no God only that God is not wooden.(Leo Tolstoy) Reality is not something you take a vote on.~jar

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Message 275 of 1450 (746313)
01-05-2015 12:44 PM
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01-05-2015 10:08 AM


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RAZD
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Message 276 of 1450 (746506)
01-07-2015 12:36 PM


facebook privacy invasion
from 95 triple X's page

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Message 277 of 1450 (747078)
01-12-2015 9:39 AM
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01-07-2015 12:36 PM


Calvin
Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 11, 2015 - GoComics

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AZPaul3
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Message 278 of 1450 (748341)
01-24-2015 8:58 PM


OK, you’re watching your favorite football team (American football) when one of the zebras throws his little yellow hankie. While the two announcers drone on about how this penalty call might be a bit off the camera is following the coach charging up and down the sideline pointing and screaming at the ref. His lips are going but you just can’t make out what he is screaming. You’d give a six-pack, cold, to know what he is saying.
Someone took the videos and did a lip read on some of these situations. The link below will take you to YouTube.
I’m putting this in Humor because some of these things are down-right unbelievable. Good lord, did he really just say that?
If you watch the lips of the person closely during the voiceover you can see clearly that the lip reader got it right!
Caution though. If you have tender sensibilities you well
Lip Read

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ringo
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Message 279 of 1450 (748402)
01-25-2015 1:33 PM
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01-24-2015 8:58 PM


AZPaul3 writes:
OK, you’re watching your favorite football team (American football) when one of the zebras throws his little yellow hankie.
I stopped reading at the zebra on the field. It isn't going to get any funnier than that.

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Message 280 of 1450 (748448)
01-26-2015 7:32 AM
Reply to: Message 278 by AZPaul3
01-24-2015 8:58 PM


bad lip reading

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RAZD
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Message 281 of 1450 (748882)
01-30-2015 5:36 PM


OMG the ONION has outdone itself!!!
quote:
Natural Selection Kills 38 Quadrillion Organisms In Bloodiest Day Yet
EARTHIn a seemingly unstoppable cycle of carnage that has become tragically commonplace throughout the biosphere, sources confirmed this morning that natural selection has killed an estimated 38 quadrillion organisms in its bloodiest day yet.
Numerous reports from biomes on all seven continents revealed that over the past 24 hours, the ruthless biological phenomenon had ended the lives of a record 360 trillion animals and 908 trillion plants, along with 36.7 quadrillion fungi, protists, and bacteria.
What we’re seeing here is the work of a hardened, practiced killer, said Yale University evolutionary biologist Richard Prum, describing the brutal process through which a massive number of victimsamong them thousands of starfish, countless patches of moss, and entire colonies of intestinal protozoawere massacred with little to no warning. These weak and helpless organisms, all of which appeared to have had no way to defend themselves against this latest wave of violence, were wiped out in cold blood.
read the whole article
I laughed, I cried, I had a glass of wine* ... it was cathartic ...
Enjoy
* - remember coffee is to help you to change the things you can change
wine is to help you accept the things you cannot change ...
Edited by RAZD, : ..

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Minnemooseus
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Message 282 of 1450 (748958)
01-31-2015 10:24 PM


The answer is in Genesis
Photo source
Genesis 1:16 - And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
Bible verse source
Moose
ABE - Which brings up the question, why is the moon sometimes doing a less than full effort, or even totally on vacation from its "night ruling"? I guess the stars do their best to fill in.
Edited by Minnemooseus, : ABE.

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ringo
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Message 283 of 1450 (749049)
02-01-2015 1:46 PM
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01-31-2015 10:24 PM


Re: The answer is in Genesis
Moose writes:
Which brings up the question, why is the moon sometimes doing a less than full effort, or even totally on vacation from its "night ruling"?
Maybe it just has a loonie sense of humour.

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RAZD
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Message 284 of 1450 (749093)
02-02-2015 8:23 AM
Reply to: Message 281 by RAZD
01-30-2015 5:36 PM


know ted rall
Ted Rall for February 02, 2015 - GoComics
Is that Know know or KNOW know ...
Some will know more what we know about knowing the topic of knowing what we know
Enjoy

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Message 285 of 1450 (749096)
02-02-2015 8:43 AM
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02-02-2015 8:23 AM


Re: know ted rall
Reminds me of this comedy routine, pretty funny funny:
--Percy

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