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Larni
Member (Idle past 185 days) Posts: 4000 From: Liverpool Joined: 09-16-2005
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Message 1 of 24 (756880)
04-29-2015 7:20 PM
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So I'm now a dad to one William Arthur Brian Ager-Cawley! Can anyone remind me what sleeps is?
The above ontological example models the zero premise to BB theory. It does so by applying the relative uniformity assumption that the alleged zero event eventually ontologically progressed from the compressed alleged sub-microscopic chaos to bloom/expand into all of the present observable order, more than it models the Biblical record evidence for the existence of Jehovah, the maximal Biblical god designer.
-Attributed to Buzsaw Message 53 The explain to them any scientific investigation that explains the existence of things qualifies as science and as an explanation
-Attributed to Dawn Bertot Message 286 Does a query (thats a question Stile) that uses this physical reality, to look for an answer to its existence and properties become theoretical, considering its deductive conclusions are based against objective verifiable realities.
-Attributed to Dawn Bertot Message 134
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Asgara
Member (Idle past 2323 days) Posts: 1783 From: Wisconsin, USA Joined: 05-10-2003
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Message 2 of 24 (756882)
04-29-2015 7:24 PM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Larni
04-29-2015 7:20 PM
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Congratulations Larni and Welcome Master William. Don't bother asking to be reminded...it will just make you cry. Sleep will return in 18 or 20 years.
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nwr
Member Posts: 6409 From: Geneva, Illinois Joined: 08-08-2005 Member Rating: 5.3
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Message 3 of 24 (756883)
04-29-2015 7:24 PM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Larni
04-29-2015 7:20 PM
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Congratulations.
Can anyone remind me what sleeps is?
It will come back to you after a while.
Fundamentalism - the anti-American, anti-Christian branch of American Christianity
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Phat
Member Posts: 18298 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: 12-30-2003 Member Rating: 1.1
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Message 4 of 24 (756884)
04-29-2015 7:26 PM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Larni
04-29-2015 7:20 PM
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Congrats
What a blessing! I can only offer one word: Catnaps. 
Saying, "I don't know," is the same as saying, "Maybe."~ZombieRingo
It's easy to see the speck in somebody else's ideas - unless it's blocked by the beam in your own.~Ringo
If a savage stops believing in his wooden god, it does not mean that there is no God only that God is not wooden.(Leo Tolstoy)
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NoNukes
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Message 5 of 24 (756888)
04-29-2015 8:27 PM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Larni
04-29-2015 7:20 PM
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Can anyone remind me what sleeps is? Yes. Sleep is a state of unconsciousness that can be maintained by Dads at 3:47 AM while Mom is breast feeding. My wife an I can still reminder the first time after our son was born when we both slept from 10:00 MP until 5:30AM. When we woke up and looked at the clock we could scarcely believe our eyes. Congratulations! Better you than me! Edited by NoNukes, : No reason given.
Je Suis Charlie Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also in prison. Thoreau: Civil Disobedience (1846) If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground, they want rain without thunder and lightning. Frederick Douglass
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New Cat's Eye
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Message 6 of 24 (756889)
04-29-2015 8:36 PM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Larni
04-29-2015 7:20 PM
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So I'm now a dad to one William Arthur Brian Ager-Cawley! That's awesome, congratulations! He has a very long name 
Can anyone remind me what sleeps is? Childless man here! You get so tired that you go into a comatose state where you are almost completely oblivious and practically defenseless, all the while you can experience these ridiculous and wildly vivid hallucinations, that you most likely cannot separate from real experiences until you wake up, and these dreams can have profound impacts on your whole life. You have no choice in the matter, and it is completely involuntary. And that's kinda weird... That could be a decent topic: does sleep make more sense from an evolutionist or from a creationist perspective? Either way it's fucked up... you don't need that shit. 
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Dogmafood
Member (Idle past 369 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: 08-04-2010
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Message 7 of 24 (756894)
04-29-2015 9:41 PM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Larni
04-29-2015 7:20 PM
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Congatulations Larni and to mom.
Can anyone remind me what sleeps is? It looks like this,
Edited by ProtoTypical, : No reason given.
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ramoss
Member (Idle past 633 days) Posts: 3228 Joined: 08-11-2004
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Message 8 of 24 (756895)
04-29-2015 10:20 PM
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Congradulations. Now, open up that college fund, like now.
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Tanypteryx
Member Posts: 4411 From: Oregon, USA Joined: 08-27-2006 Member Rating: 5.4
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Message 9 of 24 (756900)
04-30-2015 1:14 AM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Larni
04-29-2015 7:20 PM
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Congratulations! Being a father is one of the most satisfying things that have happened to me. That was when I finally understood what love is. Capture as much of it in images as you can. In a couple years you will understand why I say that.
What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy
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Minnemooseus
Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: 11-11-2001 Member Rating: 10.0
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Message 10 of 24 (756903)
04-30-2015 2:10 AM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Larni
04-29-2015 7:20 PM
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But what about the cat?
Since you have such a sweetie cat, I personally don't understand the calling for an tiny human.
Oh well, maybe you can train the kid to poop in a box. Moose
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 7.1
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Message 11 of 24 (756906)
04-30-2015 6:41 AM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Larni
04-29-2015 7:20 PM
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Larni writes: Can anyone remind me what sleeps is? For you? The undiscovered country. Congrats! All will be well.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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AZPaul3
Member Posts: 8527 From: Phoenix Joined: 11-06-2006 Member Rating: 5.2
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Message 12 of 24 (756908)
04-30-2015 8:04 AM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Larni
04-29-2015 7:20 PM
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Remember all those wonderful things you used to do with your dad? Get ready for them. Remember all those terrible things you did to your dad? Get ready for those, too. Anyone who tells you that fatherhood is the greatest thing that can ever happen to a man ... is a father. Congrats!
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Faith 
Suspended Member (Idle past 1465 days) Posts: 35298 From: Nevada, USA Joined: 10-06-2001
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Message 13 of 24 (756916)
04-30-2015 9:55 AM
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Reply to: Message 9 by Tanypteryx
04-30-2015 1:14 AM
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That was when I finally understood what love is. Same for moms, at least it was for me. Amazing how this little being generates a feeling that engulfs you like it never has before.
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1.61803
Member (Idle past 1525 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: 02-19-2004
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Message 14 of 24 (756922)
04-30-2015 10:29 AM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Larni
04-29-2015 7:20 PM
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Cue the "Arms wide Open" by Creed!! Congratulations to you and family.
"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 15 of 24 (756926)
04-30-2015 11:48 AM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Larni
04-29-2015 7:20 PM
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Larni writes: Can anyone remind me what sleeps is?
The next best thing to sleeping is getting the kid to sleep.
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