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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 7.2
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Message 139 of 1446 (724506)
04-17-2014 5:51 PM
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Reply to: Message 136 by frako
04-17-2014 4:51 PM
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wise ones
frako writes: Damm never visiting Louisiana with my girlfriend. You might find yourselves honored as prophets in a different country.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 7.2
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Message 153 of 1446 (726800)
05-12-2014 5:08 PM
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And the answer is...BENGHAZI!!!
P.S. And yes, people are paying their premiums. Benghazi!
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 7.2
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Message 156 of 1446 (726923)
05-13-2014 9:06 PM
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Reply to: Message 155 by xongsmith
05-13-2014 8:18 PM
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That pic was taken before my hairline receded.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 7.2
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Message 157 of 1446 (726928)
05-13-2014 9:23 PM
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xongsmith writes: "Insane? Whaddya mean? None of you idiots here are any more nuts than the average asshole walking out on the street!" - paraphrasing Jack Nicholson in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Message 83 My younger brother is a paranoid schizophrenic. He had his first episode at 17; he's now 57 and has lived independently for many years, thank you very much. The first time he signed himself into a locked psychiatric ward, he called that night from a pay phone in the common area. "These people are fucking crazy! You gotta get me outta here!" We did. Maybe we're a sick family, but we laughed all the way home. ---------------------------------------- NB: Top 'o the hat to Theodoric for the idea to use MID links to make humorous connections w/o cluttering a thread.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 7.2
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Message 174 of 1446 (728391)
05-28-2014 12:14 AM
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Brothers get the good shit.
Edited by Omnivorous, : No reason given.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous
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Message 175 of 1446 (728392)
05-28-2014 12:23 AM
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Reply to: Message 166 by frako
05-21-2014 1:58 PM
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The next time they surrender, the mismatched trains will slow the looting of art treasures. Vive la France!
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 7.2
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Message 234 of 1446 (736411)
09-09-2014 8:01 PM
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Saw his snarling mug in the news lately--he's going to meet with GOP leaders in Congress to offer advice about ISIS. Uh oh. Ah Dick...we don't miss ya yet, go back to the (previously) undisclosed location.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 7.2
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Re: Zach Wiener Wrote Another Novella
So no good deed goes unpunished. I knew that.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 7.2
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Message 342 of 1446 (760594)
06-23-2015 3:56 PM
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Reply to: Message 338 by RAZD
06-23-2015 7:53 AM
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Re: silicon philosophy: silicon pragmatism
I'd like to search for my personal best Good on Goodle. They could data-mine the crap outta me (they already know more about me than I can remember about myself) and tell me what bright new shiny thing to buy. 'What is the Good?' I'd ask and Goodle would tell me. Fast. I'd buy it, fast. It would arrive eventually. It would be an intimate consumerist climax after decades of shabby, anonymous goods: in the best of all possible post-consumer states I'd forever dwell, far from the blandishments of lesser engines. That would be good.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 7.2
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Message 357 of 1446 (767054)
08-25-2015 3:48 PM
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He's everywhere.
Woman sees Donald Trump in her tub of butter That's odd. I saw him just this morning floating in my toilet--made me concerned for my health. She should worry, too.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 7.2
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Message 362 of 1446 (768446)
09-11-2015 6:42 PM
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Men Who Trade Goats
New billboard in Ms. Davis' hometown of Morehead, KY.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads." Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto.
-Terence
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 7.2
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2 T Rex fight...
...while a flaming meteor crashes the party.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads." Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto.
-Terence
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 7.2
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Message 391 of 1446 (773087)
11-24-2015 1:07 PM
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Jeepers creepers, where'd ya get those peepers!? Are these windows to souls? Note the skull.
Edited by Omnivorous, : No reason given. Edited by Omnivorous, : the usual suspects
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads." Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto.
-Terence
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 7.2
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Ya, I think so, by iris and fur: Cat Sci's current avatar. Had everyone else already seen the skull in Straggler's?
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads." Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto.
-Terence
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Omnivorous
Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: 07-21-2005 Member Rating: 7.2
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Message 425 of 1446 (775073)
12-26-2015 10:14 PM
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Jeez, who let the dogs out?
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads." Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto.
-Terence
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