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Theodoric Member Posts: 9143 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.3
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This highlights a peeve of mine. The picture is not of a monkey, it is of a chimpanzee. They are not the same thing.
Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts "God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1526 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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Apple has come out with a new wi-fi music player that will stream wireless music in women's breast implants.
The new iboob will cost from 499.00 to 699.00 depending on speaker size. This marvel solves the age old complaint of women who say we only look at their boobs and never listen to them."You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 306 days) Posts: 16113 Joined:
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1427 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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Interestingly the US Air Force and NASA have admitted to spreading aluminum flakes in the atmosphere ...
... they say it was to test if they could reduce the effects of climate change by reflecting sunlight away in the upper atmosphere. Results were inconclusive. ... but it was really an attempt to provide everyone with foil hat protection .... by our ability to understand Rebel☮American☆Zen☯Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)
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Asgara Member (Idle past 2324 days) Posts: 1783 From: Wisconsin, USA Joined:
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So worried about the chemtrails that they don't bother putting a mask on the baby.
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ringo Member (Idle past 434 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
~1.6 writes:
No doubt women with bigger speakers will be more popular.
The new iboob will cost from 499.00 to 699.00 depending on speaker size.
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jar Member (Idle past 416 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined:
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But they can't use their speakers in Church.
Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1427 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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No doubt women with bigger speakers will be more popular. That's a base assertion. by our ability to understand Rebel☮American☆Zen☯Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 306 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
No doubt women with bigger speakers will be more popular. Because they'll have more volume.
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Phat Member Posts: 18310 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.1 |
But they can't use their speakers in Church.
There are no speakers in church. Everyone--without exception--is a listener.Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. —RC Sproul "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." —Mark Twain
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jar Member (Idle past 416 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined:
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Must be a very quiet service then.
Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!
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Phat Member Posts: 18310 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.1 |
The one speaking is doing more listening than pitching. This is a rare breed---men and women who actually report only what they hear. 90% of the TV evangelists are unable to hear from god and are actually pitching a business. Some of them mean well, but the anointing just isn't there.
add by edit: How ironic that this is the humor page! Edited by Phat, : No reason given.Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. —RC Sproul "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." —Mark Twain
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jar Member (Idle past 416 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
Phat writes: The one speaking is doing more listening than pitching. Listening to ...?Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9143 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.3 |
Alas, I see not the humor in your posts
Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts "God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
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Diomedes Member Posts: 995 From: Central Florida, USA Joined: |
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