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Topic: Humour VIII
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ringo
Member (Idle past 434 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Lammy writes: Go ahead and do a google search for "hydrogen burning".
Well, every one of the Google Ads is about combustion. 
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coffee_addict
Member (Idle past 499 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: 03-29-2004
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Message 482 of 1446 (779554)
03-05-2016 3:59 PM
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Reply to: Message 481 by ringo
03-05-2016 11:25 AM
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Ok, I know if you have to explain the joke then it loses its potency. Can you explain your joke? 
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it sounds like oranges. Go ahead and try it.
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ramoss
Member (Idle past 634 days) Posts: 3228 Joined: 08-11-2004
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Message 483 of 1446 (779570)
03-05-2016 10:02 PM
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ringo
Member (Idle past 434 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Lammy writes: Can you explain your joke?
Are you familiar with The Princess Bride? "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." I just thought it was funny that Google did exactly the opposite of what you thought it would do.
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Diomedes
Member Posts: 995 From: Central Florida, USA Joined: 09-13-2013
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Message 485 of 1446 (779814)
03-08-2016 2:06 PM
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Reply to: Message 484 by ringo
03-06-2016 1:25 PM
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Q: What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic? A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog. Wah wah waaaaaah.
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JonF
Member (Idle past 190 days) Posts: 6174 Joined: 06-23-2003
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Message 486 of 1446 (779834)
03-08-2016 6:16 PM
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Simple, healthy, affordable food. And they named it... Soylent! A tad obtuse?
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Theodoric
Member Posts: 9143 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: 08-15-2005 Member Rating: 3.3
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Message 487 of 1446 (779842)
03-08-2016 8:52 PM
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Reply to: Message 486 by JonF
03-08-2016 6:16 PM
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Well at least it isn't green.
Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts "God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
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Tanypteryx
Member Posts: 4413 From: Oregon, USA Joined: 08-27-2006 Member Rating: 5.3
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Message 488 of 1446 (780071)
03-10-2016 5:53 PM
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The Trump Fence
I pass this fence every day and every day it makes me laugh. The old fence blew down last Fall and the owner spent 2 weeks putting up the replacement. I started thinking of it as the Trump Fence after Trump announced his plan to build a wall....his plans are always amazing, but execution not so much.
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What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy
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Theodoric
Member Posts: 9143 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: 08-15-2005 Member Rating: 3.3
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Re: The Trump Fence
2 weeks? Looks like he hacked it out in about 2 hours. At least the boards seem to be the same length. You can't expect anything to be level but the love of Pete, make the gaps the same.
Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts "God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
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jar
Member (Idle past 416 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: 04-20-2004
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Message 490 of 1446 (780075)
03-10-2016 6:15 PM
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The Border just a few miles west of me.
Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!
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Tanypteryx
Member Posts: 4413 From: Oregon, USA Joined: 08-27-2006 Member Rating: 5.3
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Message 491 of 1446 (780077)
03-10-2016 7:19 PM
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Reply to: Message 489 by Theodoric
03-10-2016 6:04 PM
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Re: The Trump Fence
And look at the top right horizontal cross piece. and the lengths of the boards above it.
2 weeks? Looks like he hacked it out in about 2 hours. It was excruciatingly slow watching him build it. My guess is it was on purpose or he has serious spatial perception malfunctions. An odd regional fence building convention is wooden fences and wooden posts in the ground or concrete. It rains a lot here in the Willamette Valley and fences and posts rot in just a few years even when they are painted. I have only seen a couple wood fences that lasted a long time and those were large, (8x8) dense wood treated with creosote. Now there are very dense recycled plastic fencing materials (that may last for centuries) that look like wood. Expensive, but you only have to build it once.
What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy
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AZPaul3
Member Posts: 8536 From: Phoenix Joined: 11-06-2006 Member Rating: 5.0
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Message 492 of 1446 (780085)
03-10-2016 9:08 PM
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Cat.exe has encountered an error and must close.
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ringo
Member (Idle past 434 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 493 of 1446 (780126)
03-11-2016 11:02 AM
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Reply to: Message 489 by Theodoric
03-10-2016 6:04 PM
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Re: The Trump Fence
Theodoric writes: 2 weeks?
With beer breaks, that sounds about right.
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Theodoric
Member Posts: 9143 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: 08-15-2005 Member Rating: 3.3
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Message 494 of 1446 (780138)
03-11-2016 11:40 AM
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Reply to: Message 493 by ringo
03-11-2016 11:02 AM
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Re: The Trump Fence
Well from the quality of work he took more than a couple beer breaks.
Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts "God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
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ringo
Member (Idle past 434 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 495 of 1446 (780139)
03-11-2016 11:46 AM
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Reply to: Message 494 by Theodoric
03-11-2016 11:40 AM
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Re: The Trump Fence
Theodoric writes: Well from the quality of work he took more than a couple beer breaks.
Before you start a new board, Drink! After each nail, Drink! Then there's the Consolation Drink when you make a mistake and the Congratulatory Drink when you don't....
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