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Tangle Member Posts: 9489 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 4.9
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Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their pastor to stand with them.
As the pastor stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The pastor thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died. He said, "You know, ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He opened the note, and read, "Asshole, you're standing on my oxygen tube!"Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android "Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.
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Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android "Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1405 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
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Rrhain Member Posts: 6351 From: San Diego, CA, USA Joined: |
Right...because WHAT ABOUT THE WHITEZ!
Rrhain Thank you for your submission to Science. Your paper was reviewed by a jury of seventh graders so that they could look for balance and to allow them to make up their own minds. We are sorry to say that they found your paper "bogus," specifically describing the section on the laboratory work "boring." We regret that we will be unable to publish your work at this time. Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can use mine.
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Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that. |
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glowby Member Posts: 75 From: Fox River Grove, IL Joined:
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Making the rounds now at some humor sites.
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Tanypteryx Member Posts: 4344 From: Oregon, USA Joined: Member Rating: 5.9
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What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy
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Pressie Member Posts: 2103 From: Pretoria, SA Joined:
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Does that Ark feature a Synagogue?
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ringo Member (Idle past 412 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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Pressie writes:
The Gift Shop is as good as a Temple.
Does that Ark feature a Synagogue?
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glowby Member Posts: 75 From: Fox River Grove, IL Joined: |
The REAL reason for the short lines to the ark: Noah's cloverleaf.
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