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frako Member (Idle past 305 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined:
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It's hilarious, its only not funny when it happens in your own country
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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xongsmith Member Posts: 2578 From: massachusetts US Joined: Member Rating: 6.8
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Frako begins:
It's hilarious... Maybe "Hillaryous"?- xongsmith, 5.7d
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frako Member (Idle past 305 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
So who are you for the giant douche, or the turd sandwich?
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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xongsmith Member Posts: 2578 From: massachusetts US Joined: Member Rating: 6.8 |
Frako asks:
So who are you for the giant douche, or the turd sandwich? The system reset button. Or a giant asteroid.....- xongsmith, 5.7d
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 284 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
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Phat Member Posts: 18262 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.1 |
we didnt catch that,Doc.
How about this one: Edited by Phat, : No reason given.Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. —RC Sproul "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." —Mark Twain " ~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith Whoever trusts in his own mind is a fool, but he who walks in wisdom will be delivered.~Proverbs 28:26
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Phat Member Posts: 18262 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.1
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Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. —RC Sproul "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." —Mark Twain " ~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith Whoever trusts in his own mind is a fool, but he who walks in wisdom will be delivered.~Proverbs 28:26 |
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 284 days) Posts: 16113 Joined:
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Phat Member Posts: 18262 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.1 |
Kenneth Copeland, the worlds wealthiest televangelist, with a net worth of over a billion dollars, rebuked Hurricane Matthew this week.
Prayer Rebuke.
Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. —RC Sproul "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." —Mark Twain " ~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith Whoever trusts in his own mind is a fool, but he who walks in wisdom will be delivered.~Proverbs 28:26
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8513 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.3
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A powerful admonition, indeed. Maybe as atonement Matthew will attend Brother Capeland in his church in Ft. Worth tomorrow.
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Phat Member Posts: 18262 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.1
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Bill Maher is hilarious. Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. —RC Sproul "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." —Mark Twain " ~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith Whoever trusts in his own mind is a fool, but he who walks in wisdom will be delivered.~Proverbs 28:26
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dwise1 Member Posts: 5930 Joined: Member Rating: 5.8 |
Driving home I thought of a practical joke to play on a creationist. Have a group of you sit together at his presentation or in a debate and pretend to be playing a drinking game. Each of you has a bottle in a brown paper bag and every time he uses a typical creationist stupid claim, you look at each other and you all take a drink.
"Evolution is just a theory!" Drink!"No transitional fossils!" Drink! "Thermodynamics!" Drink! "BUT THEY'RE STILL MOTHS!!!" Drink! Of course, you should probably only have plastic bottles; you probably wouldn't be able to get glass bottles past security. And just pretend that they contain any alcohol. But be sure that you're sitting where the creationist can see you. I got the idea by remembering what I had heard a Sirius XM Insight show during the Republican primaries. They talked about watching the Republican debates, but they turned it into a drinking game where they'd take a drink for every Republican meme used. They didn't remember anything about what happened in that debate. They were completely wasted in minutes. Edited by dwise1, : Added title.
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