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Tanypteryx Member Posts: 4409 From: Oregon, USA Joined: Member Rating: 5.4
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Genius Reply? That would be rare but not unheard of at EvC. This has to be it, it is all about your intentions. What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1425 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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Gentile Gen X reply ... copied
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 305 days) Posts: 16113 Joined:
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Percy Member Posts: 22479 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 4.7 |
Hover over the button, but point made.
I know this is the humor thread, but let me ask: Do people care about the graphical buttons, like "New Thread" or "Gen Reply" (short for General Reply)? Or the ones at the bottom of each message, like "profile", "mail", "edit", etc. What if they were just plain text buttons? --Percy
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ringo Member (Idle past 432 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Percy writes:
I can never tell what the icons mean anyway.
What if they were just plain text buttons?
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9140 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.3 |
I like the graphical buttons
Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts "God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
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vimesey Member (Idle past 93 days) Posts: 1398 From: Birmingham, England Joined: |
They work well as they are - easier to find than simple text. And with some of our members having visual impairments, that helps, I'm sure.
Could there be any greater conceit, than for someone to believe that the universe has to be simple enough for them to be able to understand it ?
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Pressie Member Posts: 2103 From: Pretoria, SA Joined:
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Adopted from http://www.news24.com/...ny-joke-about-donald-trump-20170215
After Donald Trump became US President he went on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he was on a tour of Jerusalem he suffered a heart attack and died. The undertaker told the American secret service agents who were accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here in the Holy Land, for just $100.' The secret service agents went into a corner and discussed this for a several minutes. They came back to the undertaker and told him they wanted the president shipped home. The undertaker was puzzled and asked, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here, in the Holy Land, and you would spend only $100?' The secret service agents replied, 'A long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take that risk.'
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1425 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
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ringo Member (Idle past 432 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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Pressie writes:
That's the implausible part of the story. Trump would never go anywhere looking for facts. They're all in his head already.
After Donald Trump became US President he went on a fact-finding visit to Israel.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1425 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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Make it a business deal to build a new hotel ...
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jar Member (Idle past 414 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined:
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Make it a business deal to build a new sepulcher.
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
Not humor, just art. The thing was playing badly for me, but maybe will work better for others.
Go to: And Now, a Stunning Animated Version of Hieronymous Bosch's "Garden of Earthly Delights" - Little Green Footballs Moose
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0
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Source Might as well throw in the previous days:
Source MooseProfessor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose |
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Tangle Member Posts: 9504 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 4.7
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Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. "Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android "Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm. |
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