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Rrhain Member Posts: 6351 From: San Diego, CA, USA Joined: |
Rrhain Thank you for your submission to Science. Your paper was reviewed by a jury of seventh graders so that they could look for balance and to allow them to make up their own minds. We are sorry to say that they found your paper "bogus," specifically describing the section on the laboratory work "boring." We regret that we will be unable to publish your work at this time. Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can use mine. |
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1431 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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Tanypteryx Member Posts: 4441 From: Oregon, USA Joined: Member Rating: 5.1
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What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8551 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
The damnedest thing is it actually worked!
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Tanypteryx Member Posts: 4441 From: Oregon, USA Joined: Member Rating: 5.1
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The damnedest thing is it actually worked! Yep. We live in comedian's dream world. No one could have predicted this. Reality trumps parody.What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy
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ringo Member (Idle past 438 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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Tanypteryx writes:
I bet Jay Leno and David Letterman are kicking themselves for retiring.
We live in comedian's dream world.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1431 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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I bet Jay Leno and David Letterman are kicking themselves for retiring. And Jon Stewart And George Carlin is rolling Enjoyby our ability to understand Rebel☮American☆Zen☯Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)
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jar Member (Idle past 420 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined:
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RAZD writes: And George Carlin is rolling I can just see Carlin work with this quote: "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters." He'd get to use all of the heavy seven. "Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul, curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war." Edited by jar, : fix quote box
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Modulous Member Posts: 7801 From: Manchester, UK Joined:
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Did you hear about the socialist book-crossing group? They're trying to leave their Marx in society.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1431 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
Twitter Hilariously Burns Kellyanne Conway For Microwave Comment
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ringo Member (Idle past 438 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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quote:I don't care if my TV watches me but I wish it would quit telling me to buy stuff.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1431 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
I don't care if my TV watches me but I wish it would quit telling me to buy stuff. The "surveillance" of people by their phones and tv's is to follow their consumption patterns so that they can target ads at you. Facebook does it too. I spent a couple of weeks last year posting humorous definitions of words, and the sidebar went insane trying to keep up. I consider it my civic duty to post whacky stuff now. But then there is that new doll that can use wireless app to "converse" more intelligently with your child -- and it can be hacked and used to
quote: Of more concern for the average person is
quote: But none of this turns microwave ovens into cameras, nor is this wire-tapping by Obama, that's the whacky loony part, but because Trumpf uses an unsecured phone he is open for the stingray hack by anyone, but if it were Obama or an intelligence agency or a law enforcement agency they would have needed a warrant. by our ability to understand Rebel☮American☆Zen☯Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)
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