Ken: "Please read though my 40 something question survey."
Ab: You got to be friggin' kiddin' me?
Ken: "You do not have to write down your answers."
Ab: Whew!
Ken: "Just go through it. it will answer your questions."
Ab: What questions? I have no questions about rabbits and cud. Rabbits eat poop is all the answer I need.
Ken: "Also, I do not think you read my essay."
Ab: Damn, Ken ... and on the very first guess, too! You're good. Of course the chances of a correct first guess were 50/50 anyway.
Ken: "I also think you did not read my first post."
Ab: Yeah, and I also read three other posts which you swore were your terminal posts.
Ken: Please read my essay first.
Ab: Hey, man, it's Friday afternoon ... MILLER TIME!
Ken: "Then post to the string."
Ab: Even if I get home tonight half soused?
Ken: "I just ask for informed criticism."
Ab: Oh, am I invading sacred turf here? Phfffffft.