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NosyNed Member Posts: 9004 From: Canada Joined:
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By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly --
Leviticus 20:13: "A man who lays with another man should be stoned." fb.com/50nerdsofgrey
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frako Member (Idle past 333 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
is it racist?Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that. |
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JonF Member (Idle past 196 days) Posts: 6174 Joined:
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NoNukes Inactive Member
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My apologies for cropping parts of reality...
Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also in prison. Thoreau: Civil Disobedience (1846) I was thinking as long as I have my hands up they’re not going to shoot me. This is what I’m thinking they’re not going to shoot me. Wow, was I wrong. -- Charles Kinsey We got a thousand points of light for the homeless man. We've got a kinder, gentler, machine gun hand. Neil Young, Rockin' in the Free World. Worrying about the "browning of America" is not racism. -- Faith I hate you all, you hate me -- Faith |
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frako Member (Idle past 333 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that. |
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1532 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs |
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Phat Member Posts: 18345 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.0
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An oldie but goodie! Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. —RC Sproul "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." —Mark Twain " ~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith "as long as chance rules, God is an anachronism."~Arthur Koestler |
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Tangle Member Posts: 9510 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 4.8 |
Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona "Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android "Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm. |
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frako Member (Idle past 333 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined:
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Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that. |
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frako Member (Idle past 333 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined:
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Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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Pressie Member Posts: 2103 From: Pretoria, SA Joined:
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I used to be a Christian, but I forgive you. I promise you that I'm not ever going to stomp out a cigarette on you whether you are dead or alive...
Edited by Pressie, : No reason given.
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frako Member (Idle past 333 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
I promise you that I'm not ever going to stomp out a cigarette on you whether you are dead or alive... Oddly specific .... did i press the jesus button Edited by frako, : No reason given.Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1433 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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Rrhain Member Posts: 6351 From: San Diego, CA, USA Joined:
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The sad thing is, Adams doesn't really just how far his head is stuck up his ass. If you read any of his political/cultural rantings, you can easily see that he's simply "listening to his gut."
He does not realize that he has become the Pointy Haired Boss.Rrhain Thank you for your submission to Science. Your paper was reviewed by a jury of seventh graders so that they could look for balance and to allow them to make up their own minds. We are sorry to say that they found your paper "bogus," specifically describing the section on the laboratory work "boring." We regret that we will be unable to publish your work at this time. Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can use mine.
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1532 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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Have you heard the joke about Oedipus and Midas?
It's motherfucking golden."You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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