So this lady arranges to have her husband funeral arrangements made and tells the mortician she would like him buried in a blue suit.
The mortician sees the deceased man is finely dressed in a impeccable black suit. The wife acknowledged he looks great in the suit but insist he be buried in a blue one regardless of the cost.
The next day she goes to the funeral home and sees her husband is indeed dressed in a fine blue suit. She is very pleased and asks the mortician how much does she owe. He explain there no charge, It is on the house.
"You see my lady, as soon as you left yesterday I had another client bring in her husband dressed in a blue suit who wanted him buried in a black one. So it was a simple matter of switching the heads."
"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment.
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