Loony Of The Week

Mark Taylor, the firefighter prophet. 'Firefighter Prophet' Warns That Chemtrails Turn Humans Into 'Giant Antennas' | Crooks and Liars

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“The chemtrails, all the spraying is to detract us from hearing God’s frequency,” he told listeners. “They are spraying aluminum and barium in the chemtrails and if you look on the periodic table”barium is BA, aluminum is AL; it spells BAAL.”...

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“We are literally walking antennas because we’ve been breathing the aluminum, we’ve been breathing the barium,” he explained. “We are literally giant antennas, which was intended."

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Aaaaaaand he goes for the next level! MarkTaylor: Hurricane Maria Was Created to Generate Refugees Who Will ”Turn Florida Blue’

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Taylor, who has repeatedly asserted that the Illuminati creates and controls hurricanes, claimed that “the Lord talked to me about this” and told him that Democrats are doing everything they can to target elections in Florida and Texas.

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“What the Lord showed me is that there is a plan in place to try to steal Florida and Texas over to blue,” he said. “Yes, we control the weather a lot of times, guys. We can generate these storms . If you’ll notice, right after the hurricane hit down in Puerto Rico and they had that big scandal with the mayor down there and all that stuff. They were trying to move half a million Puerto Ricans into Florida as a humanitarian effort. Give me a break! It was not a humanitarian effort, guys. That’s why they were holding the food up”that’s why the mayor was holding the food up”so they could justify sending them to Florida.”

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“They had plenty of supplies down there, they wouldn’t release them,” Taylor said. “It was because they’re trying to turn Florida blue.”

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Ken Ham once more leaps to condemn filth. Bible-Banging Buffoon Blasts Boston-Married Bulldaggers, Bronies (extreme liberal snark):

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Ken Ham, the Australian loonypants who runs the "Creation Museum" and the "Ark Encounter" in Kentucky, has found himself something new to be upset about! It seems this weekend, the animated TV series My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic will introduce its first officially gay characters, and Ham is very, very upset -- as you'd expect from a dude who lit up his fake Noah's Ark in rainbow colors (to steal rainbows back from the gays) and thinks that if Miley Cyrus says she's gender fluid, she may as well go do sex to barnyard animals. So Ham took to the Twitters to warn parents to be careful buying toys during June, lest they get The Gay all over them.

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On Monday, Gloria Vanderbilt -- socialite, jeans lady, and mom of Anderson Cooper -- passed away at the age of 95. In more normal times, this would merely result in a few obituaries and tributes about her life, and the requisite few RIP tweets.

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Unfortunately, we do not live in normal times. These days, no celebrity can die without it becoming the purview of the crazypants QAnon cult, followers of which believe that no one ever dies under normal circumstances, especially not 95-year-old ladies.

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Vanderbilt and her family were already something of an obsession with these people due to several "Q proofs" accusing her of doing magic spells, wearing magic illuminati owl necklaces, and [checks notes] doing something involving "red shoes," which the QAnon people think people only wear if they love sacrificing children to Satan.

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Gloria Vanderbilt Died, Which Means It's Time For CRAZY Q-ANON SH*T About Gloria Vanderbilt(Trigger: extreme liberal snark) Edited by JonF, : No reason given.Edited by JonF, : No reason given.

Illinois mother accused of driving with kids on top of SUV in inflatable poolShe had to drive to a friend's to inflate it. She didn't have tiedowns so she put the kids in to keep it from flying off the roof. Edited by JonF, : No reason given.Edited by JonF, : No reason given.

Rattlesnake, uranium, and Kentucky Deluxe found during traffic stop in Guthrie

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Police stopped Stephen Jennings last month because the car he was driving had been reported stolen.

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When officers searched the car they found a canister of uranium, an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe whiskey, and a terrarium holding a timber rattler in the backseat.

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Police also found a gun in the console of the car.

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He had a permit for the gun, and the snake was legal because he had a hunting license. But WTF was going on?