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ringo Member (Idle past 411 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Porosity writes:
I bet he could screw UP a light bulb.
If it isn't all historically true, inspired by God Himself, then it is corrupted by human error and why should anyone take it seriously?
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ringo Member (Idle past 411 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
New Cat's Eye writes:
Y'all = fishing boat.
I would agree that in order to be classified as an atheist one has to have a deeper philosophy
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ringo Member (Idle past 411 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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dwise1 writes:
I tried to think of a clever parallel involving cats and lobsters but my reach fell short of my grasp.
Who here gets it and who doesn't?
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ringo Member (Idle past 411 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Faith writes:
Fred Flintstone wore glasses in one episode. Why do people always forget that the world is fallen and nothing now is as it was at the Creation.An honest discussion is more of a peer review than a pep rally. My toughest critics here are the people who agree with me. -- ringo
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ringo Member (Idle past 411 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
AZPaul3 writes:
The first airplane I ever saw was a biplane. I feel old. To be fair, it was probably a crop-duster.And our geese will blot out the sun.
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ringo Member (Idle past 411 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Mormons: The only religion you can still make fun of.
And our geese will blot out the sun.
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ringo Member (Idle past 411 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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It should be Jesus holding up the stone with one hand and taking a selfie with the other.
And our geese will blot out the sun.
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ringo Member (Idle past 411 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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Russian ”Spy’ Whale Who Defected To Norway Saves Woman’s Cell Phone Maybe it was just cleaning up the ocean. Edited by ringo, : Added quote.Hippopotamus.
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ringo Member (Idle past 411 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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What would you do if you found out your child was a homosapien?
And addicted to dihydrogen monoxide.Welcome back, Faith.
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ringo Member (Idle past 411 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Faith writes:
That doesn't even make sense. Criticism of the government is what ensures liberty. Lib*er*ty IS crumbling because of the wackos who are attacking Trump and his supporters based on nothing. You might as well say that criticizing Trump causes cancer.Welcome back, Faith.
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ringo Member (Idle past 411 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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My favorite is "unplanned disassembly", which is a variation on T.F.O.A. (Things Falling Off Aircraft).
Izquierdo.
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ringo Member (Idle past 411 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
I read that as, "A pastor, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar...."
All that are in Hell, choose it. -- CS Lewis That's just egregiously stupid. -- ringo
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ringo Member (Idle past 411 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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"We don't need no stinkin' ladders."
Maturity, one discovers, has everything to do with the acceptance of ‘not knowing. -- Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves
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ringo Member (Idle past 411 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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Well, I don't watch the videos but I can't help but think, "Van full of monkeys," and, "Trump's Great and Unmatched Wisdom," is the same video.
Edited by ringo, : No reason given.
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ringo Member (Idle past 411 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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quote:Shoulda built a wall. "If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you...." -- Rudyard Kipling
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