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ringo
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Message 793 of 1442 (816372)
08-03-2017 12:05 PM
Reply to: Message 786 by Porosity
08-02-2017 5:06 PM


Porosity writes:
If it isn't all historically true, inspired by God Himself, then it is corrupted by human error and why should anyone take it seriously?
I bet he could screw UP a light bulb.

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ringo
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Message 801 of 1442 (816700)
08-09-2017 3:38 PM
Reply to: Message 799 by New Cat's Eye
08-08-2017 10:58 PM


New Cat's Eye writes:
I would agree that in order to be classified as an atheist one has to have a deeper philosophy
Y'all = fishing boat.

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ringo
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Message 841 of 1442 (824200)
11-24-2017 11:28 AM
Reply to: Message 832 by dwise1
11-24-2017 12:45 AM


dwise1 writes:
Who here gets it and who doesn't?
I tried to think of a clever parallel involving cats and lobsters but my reach fell short of my grasp.

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ringo
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Message 863 of 1442 (829701)
03-12-2018 11:53 AM
Reply to: Message 861 by Faith
03-12-2018 8:39 AM


Faith writes:
Why do people always forget that the world is fallen and nothing now is as it was at the Creation.
Fred Flintstone wore glasses in one episode.

An honest discussion is more of a peer review than a pep rally. My toughest critics here are the people who agree with me. -- ringo

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ringo
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Message 929 of 1442 (848396)
02-04-2019 11:18 AM
Reply to: Message 927 by AZPaul3
02-03-2019 8:27 PM


Re: Millennials flummoxed by a dial phone
AZPaul3 writes:
I feel old.
The first airplane I ever saw was a biplane.
To be fair, it was probably a crop-duster.

And our geese will blot out the sun.

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ringo
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Message 935 of 1442 (849208)
02-28-2019 11:17 AM
Reply to: Message 934 by Phat
02-28-2019 12:33 AM


Re: The Book Of Mormon
Mormons: The only religion you can still make fun of.

And our geese will blot out the sun.

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ringo
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Message 962 of 1442 (851262)
04-21-2019 2:13 PM
Reply to: Message 959 by Phat
04-21-2019 10:19 AM


Re: Rare Easter joke
It should be Jesus holding up the stone with one hand and taking a selfie with the other.

And our geese will blot out the sun.

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ringo
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Message 972 of 1442 (852421)
05-10-2019 12:28 PM
Reply to: Message 970 by JonF
05-09-2019 8:20 PM


Russian ”Spy’ Whale Who Defected To Norway Saves Woman’s Cell Phone
Maybe it was just cleaning up the ocean.
Edited by ringo, : Added quote.

Hippopotamus.

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ringo
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Message 976 of 1442 (852677)
05-15-2019 12:09 PM
Reply to: Message 974 by RAZD
05-15-2019 7:58 AM


Re: Appears Americans are underinformed ...
What would you do if you found out your child was a homosapien?
And addicted to dihydrogen monoxide.

Welcome back, Faith.

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ringo
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Message 983 of 1442 (852689)
05-15-2019 3:31 PM
Reply to: Message 981 by Faith
05-15-2019 3:11 PM


Re: Sand Sculpture: Liberty Crumbling
Faith writes:
Lib*er*ty IS crumbling because of the wackos who are attacking Trump and his supporters based on nothing.
That doesn't even make sense. Criticism of the government is what ensures liberty.
You might as well say that criticizing Trump causes cancer.

Welcome back, Faith.

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ringo
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Message 990 of 1442 (853139)
05-22-2019 4:38 PM
Reply to: Message 989 by JonF
05-22-2019 4:18 PM


My favorite is "unplanned disassembly", which is a variation on T.F.O.A. (Things Falling Off Aircraft).

Izquierdo.

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ringo
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Message 1012 of 1442 (857994)
07-14-2019 2:15 PM
Reply to: Message 1010 by AZPaul3
07-14-2019 6:08 AM


I read that as, "A pastor, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar...."

All that are in Hell, choose it. -- CS Lewis
That's just egregiously stupid. -- ringo

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Message 1061 of 1442 (863210)
09-22-2019 2:20 PM
Reply to: Message 1060 by RAZD
09-22-2019 12:50 PM


Re: the wall of sham ...
"We don't need no stinkin' ladders."

Maturity, one discovers, has everything to do with the acceptance of ‘not knowing.
-- Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves

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ringo
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Message 1094 of 1442 (865055)
10-20-2019 2:21 PM


Well, I don't watch the videos but I can't help but think, "Van full of monkeys," and, "Trump's Great and Unmatched Wisdom," is the same video.
Edited by ringo, : No reason given.

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ringo
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Message 1133 of 1442 (868106)
12-07-2019 11:13 AM
Reply to: Message 1132 by frako
12-07-2019 5:13 AM


quote:
"We had to put up concertina wire because of all the Trump Christians thinking they were going to get in."
Shoulda built a wall.

"If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you...."
-- Rudyard Kipling

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