At the wedding, the alcohol(wine) was symbolic.
Where does it say that in the bible?
when I knock these secular fastballs out of the park
Humble aren't you. Hubris does not fit you well. As I see it you aren't even close to the Mendoza line.
Edited by Theodoric, : No reason given.
Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
If your viewpoint has merits and facts to back it up why would you have to lie?