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ramoss Member (Idle past 611 days) Posts: 3228 Joined: |
Did you know that the food companies are trying to poison us by adding chlorine to our food???
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Tanypteryx Member Posts: 4344 From: Oregon, USA Joined: Member Rating: 5.9 |
Arabic numerals?
What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy The reason that we have the scientific method is because common sense isn't reliable. -- Taq |
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Percy Member Posts: 22389 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 5.2
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This is more absurd than funny, but I post it here:
--Percy
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Pressie Member Posts: 2103 From: Pretoria, SA Joined: |
He-he-he
That would have been easier than checking in for my last flight to Atlanta. That was terrible. I had to take off all my clothes (except for my small undies) waiting in such a line. And got probed for foreign objects in places I didn't even know I had. What a job that was! Edited by Pressie, : No reason given. Edited by Pressie, : No reason given.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1404 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
from the absurd to the inevitable ending ... a Utah man died on the descent after making his bucket list climb to the peak.
quote: Now if only each person took some of the piles of garbage back down with them ... Enjoy Edited by RAZD, : .by our ability to understand Rebel☮American☆Zen☯Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)
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dwise1 Member Posts: 5930 Joined: Member Rating: 5.8 |
I've heard that a lot of that garbage consists of the bodies of dead mountain climbers.
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ramoss Member (Idle past 611 days) Posts: 3228 Joined:
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In a twist if irony, the Creation museum in the shape of Noah's ark is suing insurance companies for not covering their rain damage
Ark Encounter owners sue over rain damage
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dwise1 Member Posts: 5930 Joined: Member Rating: 5.8 |
I just thought of a couple new items for my signature.:
quote:And: quote: What do you think?
ABE:My thanks to jar for the "bad burrito" argument. And to Percy for having tracked it down to Message 61, 2007. Edited by dwise1, : ABE
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JonF Member (Idle past 167 days) Posts: 6174 Joined: |
Pakistani Minister of Information appears in a meeting on Facebook Live and...
somehow the cat filter was on. Apparently video isn't available. Yet.
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frako Member (Idle past 305 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Love the gaming aproach to evolution. Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that. |
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3941 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0
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Source MooseProfessor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien "Politics is not the art of the possible. It consistts in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable." - John Kenneth Galbraith "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose |
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1503 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
Number 4 for reminds me of Scrooge.
"There is more gravy to you than the grave." Edited by 1.61803, : add number 4"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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dwise1 Member Posts: 5930 Joined: Member Rating: 5.8 |
4. God speaking to you is indistinguishable from a bad burrito. Never mind bad burritos; I've got egg on my face. I know that somebody here had originated that point (or at least was the first to mention it here on this forum, which is the first place I had encountered it), but I do not remember who. Yes, I did try a search, but it has proven so popular that several members use it now. I would at least like to acknowledge the source.
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1503 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
"4. God speaking to you is indistinguishable from a bad burrito."
To me it sounds like something Stragger would say. "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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