You do realize you have a microphone in your living space, not surreptitiously to the FBI or NSA, but voluntarily to the internet?
She hears you when you're peeing.
She knows when you beat off.
She can hear you take that gassy dump,
Or when you toke so hard you cough.
And this is on the world wide web where any hacker can listen in on your private life anytime they want.
Remember, the internet never forgets.
Your most intimate moments are recorded live for everyone to hear for all posterity.
Might be more productive to open the doors and sell tickets.
Eschew obfuscation. Habituate elucidation.