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Admin Director Posts: 13014 From: EvC Forum Joined: Member Rating: 1.9 |
Tangle writes: Better? Not convinced this new mobile friendly site is posting images correctly. Looks very odd in preview. To large and displaced to the right. Couldn't reproduce the problem in Chrome, FF or ME. If you're already using one of those browsers then I need additional information to reproduce the problem, otherwise tell me what browser you're using.
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Tangle Member Posts: 9504 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
It's Safari on an iPad. It's still showing the problem in my post. Your image looks ok - but small.
Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona "Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android "Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8527 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.4 |
Try putting [img=300,left] in the opening bracket and see if that helps.
It should size the thing and left justify. If too large/small decrease/increase the 300.Eschew obfuscation. Habituate elucidation.
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Tangle Member Posts: 9504 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
AZP writes: Try putting img=300,left in the opening bracket and see if that helps.It should size the thing and left justify. If too large/small decrease/increase the 300.in the opening bracket and see if that helps. It should size the thing and left justify. If too large/small decrease/increase the 300. That fixed it, thanks. But I've never had to do that before. Also RAZDs image above is displaying the same large and off centre for me, is it for you? Edited by Tangle, : No reason given.Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona "Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android "Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8527 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.4 |
Also RAZDs image above is displaying the same large and off centre for me, is it for you? Yes, but he did that on purpose. He has a 600 size and not justified. I try to size and justify with you smart phone folks in mind. See my Message 1070 above. If I understand what you're going thru that display should work well for you. Eschew obfuscation. Habituate elucidation.
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Tangle Member Posts: 9504 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
AZP writes: See my Message 1070 above. If I understand what you're going thru that display should work well for you. Yes it's fine, but what I'm trying to say is that I've never needed to do that before.Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona "Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android "Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8527 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.4 |
You've stopped holding your pinkie finger up. Either that or Boris has gotten into your brain.
Eschew obfuscation. Habituate elucidation.
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1524 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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A blind cowboy Texan walks into a bar and orders a drink and announces he has just heard the funniest blonde joke ever and wants to tell it.
The bartender get up close to him and say quietly, "You can tell your joke cowboy but just know I am 6'2 blonde eyes of blue.The bouncer is a blonde babe that outweighs you by 100 pounds, There are two blonde female UFC fighters at the end of the bar." The cowboys mulls it over and says "ya, your right missy, I not gonna tell muh joke after all.........I dont wanna have to explain it Four fuckin times!" "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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dwise1 Member Posts: 5946 Joined: Member Rating: 5.8
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I've never been much for blonde jokes. My ex-wife's best friend since high school is blonde. One day in a show of support, I responded to a blonde joke on TV with, "That's wrong. Blondes are not dumb, they're just light-headed." (referring to the light coloration)
She didn't get it. Edited by dwise1, : Substituted a much better and uncensored word, "dumb". A twofer!
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1524 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
Sweet double entendre!
"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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Admin Director Posts: 13014 From: EvC Forum Joined: Member Rating: 1.9
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Tangle writes: It's Safari on an iPad. It's still showing the problem in my post. If you mean that your image looks huge and displaced to the right when the message is previewed on an iPad, I tried to reproduce the problem on my iPhone using just [img] instead of [img=300,left], which I think was a later edit. The image didn't look huge to me, but I did notice the displacement to the far right, which is wrong. I'm working on a couple things having to do with images right now, and I'll try to take a closer look at this issue at the same time.
Your image looks ok - but small. I think I used a width of 100, just to save space.
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1304 days) Posts: 1067 From: Brizzle Joined: |
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ringo Member (Idle past 432 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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Well, I don't watch the videos but I can't help but think, "Van full of monkeys," and, "Trump's Great and Unmatched Wisdom," is the same video.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8527 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.4 |
The one is about the White House. The other is about Trump's twitter account.
Eschew obfuscation. Habituate elucidation.
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