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RAZD Member (Idle past 1425 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
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AnswersInGenitals Member (Idle past 171 days) Posts: 673 Joined:
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I was born in 1939 when the world was still in black and white and didn’t see my first colors until I was 6. Even then, the only color spectrum I could see ranged from deep red to pale yellow and I only started to see greens, blues and violets around age 10.I remember the day I was born thinking what a complete waste of retinal cone cells. I understand that a large fraction of rural Americans can still only see black and white and are unaware that election maps show their states to be red.
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Tanypteryx Member Posts: 4409 From: Oregon, USA Joined: Member Rating: 5.4 |
Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 24, 1999
Edited by Admin, : Put comic directly in the message.What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy The reason that we have the scientific method is because common sense isn't reliable. -- Taq |
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0
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Source MooseProfessor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien "Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable." - John Kenneth Galbraith It says something about the qualities of our current president that the best argument anyone has made in his defense is that he didn't know what he was talking about. -- Paul Krugman (as stolen from Chiroptera's signature) "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3983 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.0 |
Ah, cat nips on an imaginary plane...my fave: shaken, not etc.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads." Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto.-Terence
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1425 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
Discovered via another forum -
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dwise1 Member Posts: 5946 Joined: Member Rating: 5.5 |
Most family trees spread out in the past, at least doubling in generation size for each generation you go back. Not so with European nobility.
Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw once: "Line Dancing: what happens when cousins breed."
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8527 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.2
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Some creative unique sporting events. Humor is in the commentary. No guffaws but if you’re of the same mind you will sit there through all the events with an amused smile on your face. Towards the end, again if you are of a like mind, you will be rooting for your favorite.
Unique OlympicsEschew obfuscation. Habituate elucidation.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1425 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
or you can do it with [youtube=4rebQbHuao4]
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frako Member (Idle past 326 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined:
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Tats why saying you look like a prince or princess should be an insult
It's also the reason why most royalty has low iq's. Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8527 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.2 |
But that only gives you the qualifying round. My link takes you to the entire play list from opening ceremony, all the events, closing ceremony. The full olympiad.
Eschew obfuscation. Habituate elucidation.
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1524 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
Looks like we found Screech's, (from Saved by the Bell), family tree.
"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8527 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.2
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This has got to be the greatest most elaborate insult in American media history.
The piece is long but the first 20 minutes are the setup required for the full appreciation of that last 5 mins of pure comedy insult. If the Emmys don't have a greatest insult category they should make one. In fact, they should institute a new award called the Oliver for the most perfect public insult by a media production.
Can't wait to see the one they do after this next SLAPP suit.Eschew obfuscation. Habituate elucidation.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1425 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
Can't wait to see the one they do after this next SLAPP suit. Especially when this will be evidence that has to be shown in court, and should be then reported on by ... Last Week and others. by our ability to understand RebelAmericanZenDeist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)
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