A blind cowboy Texan walks into a bar and orders a drink and announces he has just heard the funniest blonde joke ever and wants to tell it.
The bartender get up close to him and say quietly,
"You can tell your joke cowboy but just know I am 6'2 blonde eyes of blue.
The bouncer is a blonde babe that outweighs you by 100 pounds,
There are two blonde female UFC fighters at the end of the bar."
The cowboys mulls it over and says "ya, your right missy, I not gonna tell muh joke after all.........I dont wanna have to explain it Four fuckin times!"
"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs