Humour VIII

I was born in 1939 when the world was still in black and white and didn’t see my first colors until I was 6. Even then, the only color spectrum I could see ranged from deep red to pale yellow and I only started to see greens, blues and violets around age 10.I remember the day I was born thinking what a complete waste of retinal cone cells. I understand that a large fraction of rural Americans can still only see black and white and are unaware that election maps show their states to be red.

Ancient discovery sets the record straight!Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World-------------------------------
Ignorance is not bliss. It's just ignorance

I have stipulated in my will that I be cremated, and that during the cremation the funeral home organist is to play smoke Gets in your Eyes. Also, I stipulated that at said funeral no eulogies are to be given since I won’t be able to hear all those wonderful lies. The funeral director is just directed to read my last words: I had a long and wonderful life with far more luck then I ever deserved and so if anyone spends more than five minutes bereaving my passing, I will return from the dead and hurt you.

googolplex (and even googolplex^googolplex) is small potatoes compared to Graham’s number, which is tiny compared to the number(quantity) of rational numbers between 0 and 1/googolplex.And the Bible is right about pi (ratio of circle’s circumference to diameter) being exactly 3, at least in god’s world, which apparently has positive curvature.

What's the difference between Dredge and marc9000?Dredge and marc9000 are both Idiots.