A friend of mine told me that his parents were very faithful about bringing the family to church every Sunday.
Until they found out that the lift tickets at the nearby ski resort were half price on Sundays. Then the family was very faithful about skiing every Sunday.
Hard as it is to fathom, Mr President, just because you’re the leader of the free world doesn’t entitle you to a free pass. Unfortunately, just a free press. -- Neil Cavuto