Actually, I have to doubt that it's even human. It looks like somebody has taken the code for ELIZA and repurposed it to be a YEC troll. I wonder what language they used to create it. If we could get our hands on its code listing, I wouldn't be surprised to find that the comments are in Russian (a couple decades ago, I did encounter a BASIC listing with Russian comments -- ie, the code using Roman alphabet and the comments using Cyrillics).
This troll app is a real POS. Whoever wrote must either be ashamed of himself or else is too stupid to realize what a no-talent hacker wanna-be he is. Probably a script-kiddie. Nah, not a script-kiddie. At least a script-kiddie would be able to find a functional toolkit, unless he's really bad at it.
This is far inferior to ELIZA, which says something since She's over half a century old and was written in BASIC. BASIC! This POS troll app can't even begin to attempt to pass the Turing Test.
A story is a story. Before you go any further, please explain how an elevator could possibly lift Mjölnir (Cap: "The elevator is not worthy."). That's about at the same level.
My Rabbinic Lit professor, Rabbi Kalir, explained haggadah to us. They're like jokes. You have an almost infinite number of different lead-ups, but the punch line is always the same. And it's the punch line that always matters.
You are bogging yourself down in the lead-up and losing sight of the punch line.
"Christians have no idea how to read the Bible." (Jewish protagonist in Mein Bester Feind)