A story is a story. Before you go any further, please explain how an elevator could possibly lift Mjlnir (Cap: "The elevator is not worthy."). That's about at the same level.
My Rabbinic Lit professor, Rabbi Kalir, explained haggadah to us. They're like jokes. You have an almost infinite number of different lead-ups, but the punch line is always the same. And it's the punch line that always matters.
You are bogging yourself down in the lead-up and losing sight of the punch line.
"Christians have no idea how to read the Bible."
(Jewish protagonist in
Mein Bester Feind)