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Tangle
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Message 1113 of 1442 (867213)
11-22-2019 7:48 AM
Reply to: Message 1112 by Phat
11-22-2019 7:24 AM


Phat writes:
Image not found. What were you trying to show us?
it's the logged/logged out problem - sadly I can't fix it as, if I log out of the forum the image is on, I can't get into it to copy the picture.
Pity, it's the best joke in 2,000 years.

Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona
"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android
"Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."
- Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.

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Message 1115 of 1442 (867215)
11-22-2019 9:27 AM
Reply to: Message 1114 by jar
11-22-2019 8:33 AM


I mean logged into the forum that has the original image.
Posting the url of the image here doesn't work because this forum would have to be logged into that forum to be able to grab it.

Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona
"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android
"Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."
- Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.

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Tangle
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Message 1208 of 1442 (875627)
05-01-2020 6:41 AM
Reply to: Message 1207 by dwise1
05-01-2020 2:49 AM


Re: Catch-22 on Atheism
It's a fun thing and speaks to the many different gods that believers even in the same religion believe in. The version people believe in is generally the one they were brought up to believe in. Faith's god is not GDR's god.
But no, atheists don't have versions of gods they don't believe in. Tho' I suppose if there was a god I wanted to believe in it would be GDR's and not Faith's. Different personalities seem to be drawn to different versions.

Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona
"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android
"Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."
- Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.

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Message 1223 of 1442 (882770)
10-10-2020 8:21 AM



Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona
"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android
"Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."
- Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.

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Message 1225 of 1442 (882773)
10-10-2020 11:13 AM
Reply to: Message 1224 by Phat
10-10-2020 9:40 AM


Re: Humor Me
Phat writes:
I dont get it. Does each of them see the other guys "god" on the flags?
or is the Duck a metaphor for humanity rather than God?
Dear old Phat.
One side worships the duck god, the other worships the rabbit god.
Neither side has noticed that It's the same god - the symbols are identical, it's a matter of personal perception which you see, a rabbit or a duck.

Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona
"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android
"Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."
- Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.

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Message 1228 of 1442 (882949)
10-28-2020 2:15 PM


I don't know if it's possible to imbed a twitter web video - but this is well worth the click if you can follow the accents
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1321499984383123457

Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona
"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android
"Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."
- Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.

  
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Message 1239 of 1442 (883045)
11-02-2020 2:46 PM
Reply to: Message 1238 by PaulK
11-02-2020 2:14 PM


Re: Observation.
I know what I like in your wardrobe

Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona
"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android
"Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."
- Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.

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Message 1244 of 1442 (883109)
11-06-2020 12:46 PM



Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona
"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android
"Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."
- Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.

  
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Message 1246 of 1442 (883172)
11-09-2020 7:02 PM


Bush, Obama and Trump meet before God to be questioned.
God asks Bush, what do you believe in?
Bush replies, I believe in a free economy, a strong America, the American Nation, the rule of God and the law.
God is impressed with Bush and says Well, come sit in the chair on my right.
God then goes over to Obama and asks him What do you believe in?
Obama replies, I believe in Democracy, helping the poor, world peace and doing right to all men without fear or favour.
God is really impressed with Obama and says, Very good, come sit in the chair to my left.
Finally God turns to Trump. What do you believe in Donald?
Trump replies I believe that you are sitting in my chair, you're fired!

Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona
"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android
"Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."
- Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.

  
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Message 1251 of 1442 (883579)
12-20-2020 9:45 AM



Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona
"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android
"Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."
- Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.

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Message 1255 of 1442 (883739)
01-09-2021 3:56 PM



Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona
"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android
"Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."
- Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.

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Message 1258 of 1442 (883746)
01-09-2021 5:27 PM
Reply to: Message 1257 by kjsimons
01-09-2021 5:21 PM


kjsimons writes:
Is this for all Americans or just the Red Hatters?
I think it's just the 74,222,958 idiots that voted for him.
And as that's 46.8% of those that voted they probably aren't willing to take the chance on any.

Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona
"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android
"Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."
- Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.

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Message 1289 of 1442 (886502)
05-22-2021 6:53 PM


Northern Ireland have elected a new political leader. He's a young earth creationist. Seriously.
His name is Edwin Poots. It's an anagram of New Stoopid.
Edited by Tangle, : No reason given.

Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona

"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android

"Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."
- Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.


  
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Message 1293 of 1442 (887027)
07-01-2021 9:48 AM



Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona

"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android

"Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."
- Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.


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Message 1295 of 1442 (887031)
07-03-2021 4:55 AM
Reply to: Message 1294 by Phat
07-03-2021 4:21 AM


Re: Bit Harsh
Phat writes:
We build prisons for a reason.
And if that mass-murdering, torturing, genocidal, ego-driven narcissistic god of yours turned up, that's where I'd stick him.

Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona

"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android

"Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."
- Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.


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