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Message 1441 of 1450 (914515)
01-19-2024 10:14 PM



Stop Tzar Vladimir the Condemned!

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Message 1442 of 1450 (914518)
01-20-2024 2:43 AM
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01-19-2024 10:14 PM


MC Escher meets MC Hammer

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Message 1443 of 1450 (917648)
04-12-2024 11:16 AM


Click Bait
I know better, but I occasionally click on it anyway. Here's a few items I liked from 25 hilarious times people tried and failed to reason against scientific facts:
The Word of God: The Bible, aka, The Goat Herders' Guide to the Galaxy

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
If Bishops come from Priests, why are there still Priests?

For over two hours shadows didn't move on the moon. Let that sink in.
A day on the moon lasts about a month. How far do you expect the shadows to move in a few hours, exactly?

If there's no oxygen in space then how is the sun still burning?
It isn't on fire.
It isn't burning.
My God.
--Percy

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Message 1444 of 1450 (917652)
04-12-2024 12:01 PM
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04-12-2024 11:16 AM


Re: Click Bait
Did that list include thermos intelligence?
You put something hot into a thermos and it keeps it hot. You put something cold in to a thermos and it keeps it cold. How does the thermos know which one it's supposed to do?

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Message 1445 of 1450 (917675)
04-12-2024 7:05 PM
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04-12-2024 12:01 PM


Re: Click Bait
How does the thermos know which one it's supposed to do?
The second law of thermos dynamics.

Stop Tzar Vladimir the Condemned!

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Message 1446 of 1450 (917676)
04-12-2024 7:44 PM
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04-12-2024 7:05 PM


Re: Click Bait
dwise1 writes:
How does the thermos know which one it's supposed to do?
The second law of thermos dynamics.
Such complexity couldn't possibly have been produced by blind chance! The thermos' ability to make a conscious decision must have been intelligently designed! Goddidit!

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Message 1447 of 1450 (917959)
04-20-2024 12:20 PM


Happy Day

Stop Tzar Vladimir the Condemned!

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Message 1448 of 1450 (917967)
04-20-2024 4:58 PM
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04-20-2024 12:20 PM


Re: Happy Day
4-20

Stop Tzar Vladimir the Condemned!
What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python
One important characteristic of a theory is that it has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie
If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --Percy
The reason that we have the scientific method is because common sense isn't reliable. -- Taq
Why should anyone debate someone who doesn't know the subject? -- AZPaul3
If you are going to argue that evolution is false because it resembles your own beliefs then perhaps you should rethink your argument. - - Taq

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Message 1449 of 1450 (917968)
04-20-2024 5:18 PM
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04-20-2024 4:58 PM


Re: Happy Day
Still not legal here. Doubt it ever will be at the state level.

What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence. -Christopher Hitchens

Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts

"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.

If your viewpoint has merits and facts to back it up, why would you have to lie?


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Message 1450 of 1450 (917969)
04-20-2024 5:58 PM
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04-20-2024 5:18 PM


Re: Happy Day
You have my sympathies, my friend. I will take an extra toke or 6 in symbolic solidarity.

Stop Tzar Vladimir the Condemned!

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