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Tal Member (Idle past 5930 days) Posts: 1140 From: Fort Bragg, NC Joined: |
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. CONSTITUTIONThey keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore. TEN COMMANDMENTSThe real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. And Last but not least..... George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart .."Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her butt off to jail."
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 120 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
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Immigrants don't register when they were born, wear tags on their ears, or have tattoos burned on their arses. CONSTITUTIONIraq has no states like us. TEN COMMANDMENTSBut those people aren't really lawyers, judges, and politicians if they commited those things. And last but not least.... We know for a fact that Martha Stewart lied in court. We don't know if Simpson or Bryant are guilty of their supposed criminal acts.
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NosyNed Member Posts: 9011 From: Canada Joined: |
Boy! that is a lot of illegal immigrants. It must be because there are so many Christians in the USA. They believe in reaching out and helping just anyone even useless wetbacks.
What you need there is more immoral, selfish, atheist, evolutionists like we have here to help stop them from getting into your country.
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Modulous Member (Idle past 237 days) Posts: 7801 From: Manchester, UK Joined: |
Nothing like a bit of evolutionist eugenics to sort out the immigration problems, eh?
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MangyTiger Member (Idle past 6606 days) Posts: 989 From: Leicester, UK Joined: |
What you need there is more immoral, selfish, atheist, evolutionists like we have here to help stop them from getting into your country. You realise when Faith shows up here and the AM for this thread redlines it's all your fault! Oops! Wrong Planet
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Alexander Inactive Member |
I give up. What does AM stand for? Yes I'm an idiot.
'Most temperate in the pleasures of the body, his passion was for glory only, and in that he was insatiable.'
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jar Member (Idle past 92 days) Posts: 34140 From: Texas!! Joined: |
Activity Meter. The line beneath topic lists. It starts green and based on the number of posts in a given period of time it can turn yellow or red.
Aslan is not a Tame Lion
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AdminAsgara Administrator (Idle past 2555 days) Posts: 2073 From: The Universe Joined: |
He is talking about an activity meter.
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mick Member (Idle past 5239 days) Posts: 913 Joined: |
Hi GAW-Snow,
GS writes: Immigrants don't register when they were born, wear tags on their ears, or have tattoos burned on their arses In the UK these laws look like they could be on the statute books pretty soon. Mick
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Tal Member (Idle past 5930 days) Posts: 1140 From: Fort Bragg, NC Joined: |
This was meant in fun but Iraq does have 18 provinces; Al Anbar, Al Basrah, Al Muthanna, Al Qadisiyah, An Najaf, Arbil, As Sulaymaniyah, At Ta'mim, Babil, Baghdad, Dahuk, Dhi Qar, Diyala, Karbala', Maysan, Ninawa, Salah ad Din, Wasit.
If you live in Europe, the US has either saved your ass or kicked your ass. No webpage found at provided URL: www.1st-vets.us
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ringo Member (Idle past 664 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Canada has provinces too. We don't want your Constitution either.
This message has been edited by Ringo316, 2005-06-03 11:51 AM People who think they have all the answers usually don't understand the questions.
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 120 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
Exactly! Read the constitution again. It uses the term "states" not "provinces"
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jar Member (Idle past 92 days) Posts: 34140 From: Texas!! Joined: |
COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. I agree with your suggestion that we should have a universal registry of every individual born on this earth and that the individuals movements should be documented so that everytime the person moves from one locale to another it is recorded. Thank you for suggesting that solution. Aslan is not a Tame Lion
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lfen Member (Idle past 4930 days) Posts: 2189 From: Oregon Joined: |
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. If they can't locate them how do they know there are 11 million of them? lfen
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