Bumper stickers you may have missed.

Constipated People Don't Give A crap.If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.The Earth Is Full - Go Home.I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.Illiterate? Write For Help.Honk If Anything Falls Off.He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The next Exit.I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed person.You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also timed For 70mph.If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?Ax Me About Ebonics.Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.Boldly Going Nowhere.Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits he is Lost?GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.

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Aslan is not a Tame Lion

I liked one I saw the other day... "Don't blame me, I voted with the majority of the country."

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"If I had to write ten jokes about potholders, I don't think I could do it. But I could write ten jokes about Catholicism in the next twenty minutes. I guess I'm drawn to religion because I can be provocative without harming something people really care about, like their cars."
-George Meyer, Simpsons writer

Last year, in Eugene, Oregon, there was one plastered on buildings and street signs:Back By Popular Demand (there was a picture of Lee Harvey Oswald)

My own invention:
If God had intended for us to listen to talk radio, He wouldn't have given us the electric guitar.

If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?If you can't change your mind, how do you know you have one?And a sign seen on the back window of a small compact car attached to the rear of a huge RV:"Please be patient, I'm pushing a really big motor home."

My favorite:(in small letters) If your going to ride my ass at least pull my hair.

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Originally posted by jar

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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

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And a variation I once saw on the back of a motorcycle jacket worn by a rather scruffy Harley-Davidson rider:"If you can read this, the bitch fell off."

One of my recent favorites:Don't blame me, my vote wasn't counted.