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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 477 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
Dates and dating is my weakest subject. No wonder I'm currently single. Anyway, can't you people talk about other things more? I can't participate in those dating games that you people are playing. Talk about the universe or something.
The Laminator
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Dan Carroll Inactive Member |
Okay. How can I date all the girls in the universe?
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?" -Holly
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 477 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
Dan writes:
That's easy. All you have to do is grow an infinite number of penises on yourself. Okay. How can I date all the girls in the universe? The Laminator
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berberry Inactive Member |
Dan Carroll asks:
quote: You might try checking the teeth. The presence and quantity of gray hair would also provide a clue. If the girl is not yet an adult, height and weight might give some indication. I've been wondering about the quote in your signature. Is it from Holly Golightly? Sounds like something she'd say, but it's been many years since I read and/or saw that book/movie.
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Loudmouth Inactive Member |
quote: Be the only man in the universe, and even that won't work in every case. Requiring alcohol consumption might help though. Anyway, on to Lam . . . Things around here tend to go in cycles. Some months it is ID theory, others fossil sorting, others dating methodologies, others the claim that evolution is a religion. You get the idea. Things tend to go in waves, and threads tend to offshoot when things go off topic. Be patient there Lammie, things will move into your area of expertise soon enough. In the meantime, look at this as your chance to learn all about dating techniques. As always, TalkOrigins Archive: Exploring the Creation/Evolution Controversy is a great place to start.
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Brian Member (Idle past 4959 days) Posts: 4659 From: Scotland Joined: |
All you have to do is grow an infinite number of penises on yourself. That will keep Dan's Rabbi busy Brian.
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Dan Carroll Inactive Member |
berberry writes: I've been wondering about the quote in your signature. Is it from Holly Golightly? Sounds like something she'd say, but it's been many years since I read and/or saw that book/movie. Nope. It's Holly, the ship's computer from Red Dwarf.
Brian writes: That will keep Dan's Rabbi busy Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?" -Holly
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Parasomnium Member Posts: 2224 Joined: |
All you have to do is grow an infinite number of penises on yourself. That will keep Dan's Rabbi busy If we're supposed to believe that Dan can grow an infinite number of penises on himself, then surely we may also assume that he has the foresight to genetically modify the foreskins away. This message has been edited by Parasomnium, 05-11-2004 04:49 PM "It's amazing what you can learn from DNA." - Desdamona.
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Brian Member (Idle past 4959 days) Posts: 4659 From: Scotland Joined: |
then surely we may also assume that he has the foresight to genetically modify the foreskins away. It's Dan we are talking about, don't assume anything!
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Dan Carroll Inactive Member |
Brian's right... that's exactly the kind of thing I'd forget. And then where would I be... weighed down by enough foreskins to collapse my penile superstructure into a black hole, that's where.
No, I think if I grow any extra number, I'll just take one in each forearm, that can pop out Wolverine-style. "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?" -Holly
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Parasomnium Member Posts: 2224 Joined: |
And then where would I be... weighed down by enough foreskins to collapse my penile superstructure into a black hole, that's where.
What's next? A Big GangBang? "It's amazing what you can learn from DNA." - Desdamona.
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grass monkey Inactive Member |
Tis the penetrating multiple penis menace.
So much for satan's gimp, seems there are too many holes in the leather for it to be gimp-worthy. This message has been edited by grass monkey, 05-11-2004 07:55 PM
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MonkeyBoy Inactive Member |
Good choice, but if I could 'create' a new body part, I would opt for a mouth in the palm of each hand...
...and a nice rack. Never a lonely evening! This message has been edited by MonkeyBoy, 05-12-2004 10:59 AM
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1405 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
antlers? what would you do ..
never mind
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zephyr Member (Idle past 4550 days) Posts: 821 From: FOB Taji, Iraq Joined: |
Dan, the way to date all the girls in the universe is simple:
All you have to do... is FAIL to give a shit about any of them. As we all know, women are irresistibly drawn to a man who ignores and neglects them while avoiding those who genuinely care. At some point, you simply reverse your course of action and accept them all. Before jealousy and backstabbing take over and make an unliveable mess of the situation, you will (for at least 0.034278 +/- 0.000001 seconds) have simultaneously dated every woman alive. (don't hate me, ladies. It's been hard times lately....)
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