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coffee_addict
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Message 1 of 18 (107484)
05-11-2004 2:13 PM


Dates and dating is my weakest subject. No wonder I'm currently single. Anyway, can't you people talk about other things more? I can't participate in those dating games that you people are playing. Talk about the universe or something.

The Laminator

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Dan Carroll
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Message 2 of 18 (107487)
05-11-2004 2:18 PM
Reply to: Message 1 by coffee_addict
05-11-2004 2:13 PM


Okay. How can I date all the girls in the universe?

"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
-Holly

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coffee_addict
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Message 3 of 18 (107490)
05-11-2004 2:23 PM
Reply to: Message 2 by Dan Carroll
05-11-2004 2:18 PM


Dan writes:
Okay. How can I date all the girls in the universe?
That's easy. All you have to do is grow an infinite number of penises on yourself.

The Laminator

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berberry
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Message 4 of 18 (107493)
05-11-2004 2:24 PM
Reply to: Message 2 by Dan Carroll
05-11-2004 2:18 PM


Dan Carroll asks:
quote:
How can I date all the girls in the universe?
You might try checking the teeth. The presence and quantity of gray hair would also provide a clue. If the girl is not yet an adult, height and weight might give some indication.
I've been wondering about the quote in your signature. Is it from Holly Golightly? Sounds like something she'd say, but it's been many years since I read and/or saw that book/movie.

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Loudmouth
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Message 5 of 18 (107542)
05-11-2004 4:17 PM
Reply to: Message 2 by Dan Carroll
05-11-2004 2:18 PM


quote:
Okay. How can I date all the girls in the universe?
Be the only man in the universe, and even that won't work in every case. Requiring alcohol consumption might help though. Anyway, on to Lam . . .
Things around here tend to go in cycles. Some months it is ID theory, others fossil sorting, others dating methodologies, others the claim that evolution is a religion. You get the idea. Things tend to go in waves, and threads tend to offshoot when things go off topic. Be patient there Lammie, things will move into your area of expertise soon enough. In the meantime, look at this as your chance to learn all about dating techniques. As always, TalkOrigins Archive: Exploring the Creation/Evolution Controversy is a great place to start.

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Brian
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Message 6 of 18 (107557)
05-11-2004 5:21 PM


All you have to do is grow an infinite number of penises on yourself.
That will keep Dan's Rabbi busy
Brian.

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Dan Carroll
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Message 7 of 18 (107559)
05-11-2004 5:29 PM
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05-11-2004 2:24 PM


berberry writes:
I've been wondering about the quote in your signature. Is it from Holly Golightly? Sounds like something she'd say, but it's been many years since I read and/or saw that book/movie.
Nope. It's Holly, the ship's computer from Red Dwarf.
Brian writes:
That will keep Dan's Rabbi busy
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.

"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
-Holly

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Parasomnium
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Message 8 of 18 (107564)
05-11-2004 5:47 PM
Reply to: Message 6 by Brian
05-11-2004 5:21 PM


All you have to do is grow an infinite number of penises on yourself.
That will keep Dan's Rabbi busy
If we're supposed to believe that Dan can grow an infinite number of penises on himself, then surely we may also assume that he has the foresight to genetically modify the foreskins away.
This message has been edited by Parasomnium, 05-11-2004 04:49 PM

"It's amazing what you can learn from DNA." - Desdamona.

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Brian
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Message 9 of 18 (107568)
05-11-2004 6:05 PM
Reply to: Message 8 by Parasomnium
05-11-2004 5:47 PM


then surely we may also assume that he has the foresight to genetically modify the foreskins away.
It's Dan we are talking about, don't assume anything!

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Dan Carroll
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Message 10 of 18 (107569)
05-11-2004 6:16 PM
Reply to: Message 8 by Parasomnium
05-11-2004 5:47 PM


Brian's right... that's exactly the kind of thing I'd forget. And then where would I be... weighed down by enough foreskins to collapse my penile superstructure into a black hole, that's where.
No, I think if I grow any extra number, I'll just take one in each forearm, that can pop out Wolverine-style.

"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
-Holly

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Parasomnium
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Message 11 of 18 (107574)
05-11-2004 6:32 PM
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05-11-2004 6:16 PM


And then where would I be... weighed down by enough foreskins to collapse my penile superstructure into a black hole, that's where.
What's next? A Big GangBang?

"It's amazing what you can learn from DNA." - Desdamona.

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grass monkey
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Message 12 of 18 (107611)
05-11-2004 8:55 PM
Reply to: Message 10 by Dan Carroll
05-11-2004 6:16 PM


Tis the penetrating multiple penis menace.
So much for satan's gimp, seems there are too many holes in the leather for it to be gimp-worthy.
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MonkeyBoy
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Message 13 of 18 (107715)
05-12-2004 11:58 AM
Reply to: Message 10 by Dan Carroll
05-11-2004 6:16 PM


Forearm?
Good choice, but if I could 'create' a new body part, I would opt for a mouth in the palm of each hand...
...and a nice rack.
Never a lonely evening!
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RAZD
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Message 14 of 18 (107724)
05-12-2004 2:02 PM
Reply to: Message 13 by MonkeyBoy
05-12-2004 11:58 AM


Re: Forearm?
antlers? what would you do ..
never mind

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zephyr
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Message 15 of 18 (107740)
05-12-2004 4:45 PM
Reply to: Message 2 by Dan Carroll
05-11-2004 2:18 PM


Jeez, it's obvious
Dan, the way to date all the girls in the universe is simple:
All you have to do... is FAIL to give a shit about any of them. As we all know, women are irresistibly drawn to a man who ignores and neglects them while avoiding those who genuinely care. At some point, you simply reverse your course of action and accept them all. Before jealousy and backstabbing take over and make an unliveable mess of the situation, you will (for at least 0.034278 +/- 0.000001 seconds) have simultaneously dated every woman alive.
(don't hate me, ladies. It's been hard times lately....)

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