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Natural_Design Junior Member (Idle past 5081 days) Posts: 12 From: Flint, Michigan, USA Joined: |
Feel free to move this post wherever you wish. I am new here so was reluctant to start a new thread. However, Admin encouraged me to do so -- so I will.
I've come here to tell you my story which envolves God; Fox News and possibly the CIA. I'll give you the short version. October 3rd, 2007 - 1:00 AM. Here's the scene - I am up in my bedroom sitting on my bed listening to music. Suddenly I begin to hear this loud banging sound coming from outside my apartment window. So, at first I think nothing of it. Just odd, that's all. Then I hear more banging. k.. now it has got my attention. And again, even more banging. I can't help but think to myself that I have lived in this small town for 4 years now and have never heard any banging like this before -- especially at night. Anyway, later that day, ( 8:00 AM ) I turn on the news channel that ADORES ME! FOX NEWS! And what happens ? This - The news anchor ( Megyn Kelly ) breaks from her news cast to say the following : '' And did I forget to tell you? Last night I was awoke to loud banging outside my apartment window! And on top of that, this past weekend six men stormed my apartment and rummaged through all my things -- and then they took a CD! '' ke ke ~ Illuminati Chit ~ That's the first '' sign '' that they know about me. 4 days later. October 7th, 2007 - 11:00 AM I am sitting on my bed --once again-- and suddenly I am overwhelmed by this feeling that I am in '' Heaven '' - something like being touched by an Angel. Anyway, of course, after having this revelation, I began to cry. I thought of all the pain that I had been through in my life ( Dealing with SA, ect ) also thought of all the hell my dad put me through as he is an alcoholic. Anyway, 1 hour after '' Making it to Heaven '' I turn on the news channel that LOVES ME! FOX NEWS! And guess what happens ? Page Hopkins is the news anchor. A few minutes into the show I see her put her hands together in a '' praying '' manner. I thought it was a bit odd as I have never seen her do this before. Anyway, a few mins later, she does it again. I think " Hmm.. that's weird... " So, in my head, I THINK '' Page Put Your Hands Together '' - and she does. Couple mins later I think it again; she does it again. After this happens several times there is no doubt in my mind that this is in fact real. k... Later that same night -- I drove to Bay City ( Where I grew up ) -- the first weird thing that happens is I am driving down 22nd Street in Bay City. While driving some guy was dressed up in a Halloween Costume and he '' threw '' a huge grey bird out infront of the truck. This bird slowly flew across the street and I brushed it with my windshield. I couldn't help but '' laugh '' at this first '' sign ''. The second weird thing that happened was -- while driving back into Bay City after leaving Pinconning -- I had just crossed the Bay City Limits. I began to hear this weird buzzing sound. It made the hair on my neck stand up. Then, suddenly, I hear ''' BoOoOooOoOoOoM!!!!! " and out of the corner of my left eye I see this huge bright orange flash come straight at me and it slams into the drivers side door. It sounded like a chainsaw sawing through metal. This scared the hell out of me and I instantly floored it and got out of Bay City as quick as I could. I can only describe this event as getting blasted by a giant laser-beam -- possibly CIA technology. After this strange occurrance -- I drove to Midland, Michigan. After arriving in Midland my dads truck just mysteriously '' died '' and I got out of it. I thought '' Well... I did make it to Heaven... Perhaps I have something better coming for me? '' Of course! So I took my baseball bat and proceeded to smash out the windows of the truck. Well, apparently, this got someones attention and they called the police. This is where the story gets really good. 2 cops come at me and flash me with their bright light which is attached to their car. They get out and tackle me and all that good stuff. They handcuff me and put me in the back of their car. While I was in the back of the car something very strange began to happen -- The cop that arrested me began to drop his head and close his eyes. Obviously, this made me very scared as I had no idea what he was doing. Then he would snap out of it and continue writing me my ticket. Then he would go back to dropping his head and closing his eyes. Well, at any rate - this one time when he had his head dropped and eyse closed -- some human being crawls on top of the cop car. I know they are on top of the roof because I could hear the metal bending under the pressure of their body weight. Now this is where it gets really good - that '' someone '' begins to slowly '' tap '' their '' hands '' on the roof of the cop car. ke ke ke ~ Illuminati Chit ~ Now, remember what I told you that happened earlier that day with me and Page Hopkins? Remember her putting her hands together in a '' praying '' manner several times? Then later that same night some human being has the nerve to crawl on top of a COP CAR and start tapping their '' hands '' on the roof ? heheheh Oh and while this was happening the cop was totally unaware of it. And when the tapping stopped -- he resumed his writing of my ticket then drove me to my grandmothers house. He never ever mentioned anything about anyone being on top of his car, ect. He was totally clueless. heheh Obviously that was a '' sign '' not a '' coincidence ''...... After all that they put me through I really lost touch with Reality and then went and stole my grandmas car and ran from the cops -- caught 10 Felonies and plead Not Guilty By Reason Of Insanity -- only reason I got NGRI was because the so-called '' Professionals '' simply perceive my reality as '' Grandiose Delusions '' heheheh And that wasn't the last sign. About 3 days after I was released from Jail on a 50,000 dollar PR Bond, I was at my sisters apartment. I sat down on the couch and felt this stinging pain all over my ass. Well, obviously, the pain had my attention. So I go into the bathroom and pull down my pants and turn around in the mirror. And all I could see was '' Hives '' alllll over my bottom. hheheheh 1 week later the big story on FOX NEWS was about this beauty queen winner who had people spray pepper spray all over her dress which caused her to break out in Hives. ~ Illuminati Chit ~ Architects of Reality ~ Also, February 14th 2008 - I went to the Forensic Center for my NGRI test. Upon returning to Jail I turned on FOX NEWS! Looking for a '' sign '' and I got it. It was a story of a New York Pyschologist who was Murdered by some guy. And they interviewed and released a suspect from of all places on this earth ( Bethlehem, PA ).... lol. Here's the link - http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330536,00.html Anyway, that was my first enlightenment and I had another a few days ago. Saw how the Universe came into existence, ect. In Conclusion -- I have not come here to make people jealous of my reality. Also, I am not trying to push some hidden agenda -- trying to make people believe in God , ect. I am merely bringing forth my life story so hopefully the signs inspire the faithful and possibly even the disbelievers. Also, I have typed my report from the Forensic Center dated November 8th, 2008. A long while before I ever came on the net typing my story. Anyway, my mental evaluation just confirms everything i'm saying now because I told them the exact same story. ~ Matt
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Rahvin Member Posts: 4032 Joined: Member Rating: 9.2 |
...so, what are you on, and where can I get some?
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lyx2no Member (Idle past 4716 days) Posts: 1277 From: A vast, undifferentiated plane. Joined:
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The same thing happened to me, but the laser beam was blue and sounded like a paper shredder full of American cheese, and instead of Megan Kelly on Fox News, the channel that adores you, it was Matt Damon doing a guesst (Yes! with 2 esses!!!!!!!) appearance on Payton Place.
"Mom! Ban Ki-moon made a non-binding resolution at me." Mohmoud Ahmadinejad
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DevilsAdvocate Member (Idle past 3101 days) Posts: 1548 Joined: |
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Buzsaw Inactive Member |
What brought Allah to mind? Are you Muslim? What god/faction/religion are you purporting to convert others to?
BUZSAW B 4 U 2 C Y BUZ SAW. The immeasurable present eternally extends the infinite past and infinitely consumes the eternal future.
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Natural_Design Junior Member (Idle past 5081 days) Posts: 12 From: Flint, Michigan, USA Joined: |
Denial: Psychology. an unconscious defense mechanism used to reduce anxiety by denying thoughts, feelings, or facts that are consciously intolerable.
^^ More denial. More hate. Nothing new. All I gotta say is when I come with clear evidence ( Pictures of me with these girls ) -- there will be no more doubting my Reality. It's almost like people can't stand it when you know something that they don't. '' People Hate it when you're better than them; they ain't hatin' it start worrying me! '' - T.I.
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Apothecus Member (Idle past 2410 days) Posts: 275 From: CA USA Joined: |
What brought Allah to mind? Are you Muslim? What god/faction/religion are you purporting to convert others to? Buz, would it make you feel better if he said Allah and not YHWH? This guy too "out there" for YHWH? Edited by Apothecus, : No reason given.
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DevilsAdvocate Member (Idle past 3101 days) Posts: 1548 Joined: |
More denial. More hate. Nothing new. All I gotta say is when I come with clear evidence ( Pictures of me with these girls ) -- there will be no more doubting my Reality. Um, what girls? One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we've been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We're no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It is simply too painful to acknowledge -- even to ourselves -- that we've been so credulous. - Carl Sagan, The Fine Art of Baloney Detection "You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it's based on a deep seated need to believe." - Carl Sagan "It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World
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Apothecus Member (Idle past 2410 days) Posts: 275 From: CA USA Joined: |
Um, what girls? Y'know, I thought I'd missed something, too. It's good to know I'm not crazy. "My own suspicion is that the Universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we can suppose. J.B.S Haldane 1892-1964
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slevesque Member (Idle past 4640 days) Posts: 1456 Joined:
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Maybe the virgins Allah promised him ??
... Ok bad joke ...
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 801 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
What god/faction/religion are you purporting to convert others to? Odd that you see it that way Buz. All I see is some dude telling a crazy ass story. I guess since whenever religious folks tell crazy stories about "seeing shit", they are proselytizing. Thanks for confirming what I already thought. Now, we all know if this had been a christian talking crazy about YHWH, Buz would have said something more along the lines of "peace my brother in christ". You do know, Buz, that all you have to do is replace 'allah" with "YHWH" (or jeebus) and it rings true to a christian. "Some people think God is an outsized, light-skinned male with a long white beard, sitting on a throne somewhere up there in the sky, busily tallying the fall of every sparrow. Othersfor example Baruch Spinoza and Albert Einsteinconsidered God to be essentially the sum total of the physical laws which describe the universe. I do not know of any compelling evidence for anthropomorphic patriarchs controlling human destiny from some hidden celestial vantage point, but it would be madness to deny the existence of physical laws."-Carl Sagan "Show me where Christ said "Love thy fellow man, except for the gay ones." Gay people, too, are made in my God's image. I would never worship a homophobic God." -Desmond Tutu
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Faith  Suspended Member (Idle past 1444 days) Posts: 35298 From: Nevada, USA Joined: |
Do you believe in demons/devils?
Sounds like some of their antics to me.
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 801 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
All I gotta say is when I come with clear evidence ... So says damn near every religious person here, there and everywhere. We are still waiting........... "Some people think God is an outsized, light-skinned male with a long white beard, sitting on a throne somewhere up there in the sky, busily tallying the fall of every sparrow. Othersfor example Baruch Spinoza and Albert Einsteinconsidered God to be essentially the sum total of the physical laws which describe the universe. I do not know of any compelling evidence for anthropomorphic patriarchs controlling human destiny from some hidden celestial vantage point, but it would be madness to deny the existence of physical laws."-Carl Sagan "Show me where Christ said "Love thy fellow man, except for the gay ones." Gay people, too, are made in my God's image. I would never worship a homophobic God." -Desmond Tutu
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Modulous Member Posts: 7801 From: Manchester, UK Joined: |
Hi Natural Design,
It really does sound like you have schizophrenia. quote: And you should seek professional help. That said - its as good as any other evidence for god I've ever heard. Edited by Modulous, : No reason given.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3291 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Thanks for the idea for my next novel.
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