I'm 'Umour the Eighth, I am, 'Umour the Eighth I am, I am! I got posted to the thread next door, She's been posted seven times before And every one was a 'Umour She wouldn't have no Jokes nor a Slam I'm her eighth old thread named 'Umour 'Umour the Eighth, I am!
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap.
How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key.
Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued he asked: 'Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?' 'No your Highness,' he replied, 'but my father was
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Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.