God is an Egg!
or, in fact, *was* an egg.
I ate him for breakfast yesterday, quite tasty too! Yes, this I say to you brethren, no more damnation, for in the new book of Gzus, the 71st chapter of the bugle, no longer shall the earth be envoloped in sticky egg yolk, for eggness has become part of my lower intestine. Ever since the creation of the world in 6 convulsions by mother hen, yes, the mother of jeheggy, bless him, egglings have profesied the coming of the great yolk, the instrument of our doom!
But this i say to you, that day shall never come, curse those tale-tellers that bred the outrageous lie! eggnation to you all!
[This message has been edited by Gzus, 12-22-2002]
[This message has been edited by Gzus, 05-21-2003]