Author
|
Topic: Joke (not for easily offended)
|
dawkinsisNOTGod 
Suspended Member (Idle past 6063 days) Posts: 33 From: Lashville, Tennessee Joined: 06-11-2008
|
|
Message 1 of 25 (470452)
06-11-2008 7:46 AM
|
|
|
A Jewish man goes to a church and gets shot in the face. (Its complicated on a few levels)
Replies to this message: | | Message 2 by Father Ted, posted 06-11-2008 7:49 AM | | dawkinsisNOTGod has not replied |
|
Father Ted 
Suspended Junior Member (Idle past 6063 days) Posts: 23 Joined: 06-11-2008
|
GETS ME EVRY TIME THAT ONE
|
Hiram 
Suspended Member (Idle past 6063 days) Posts: 14 Joined: 06-11-2008
|
|
Message 3 of 25 (470460)
06-11-2008 7:50 AM
|
|
|
I don't get it. Has someone jizzed on him or something?
|
David Icke 
Suspended Member (Idle past 6063 days) Posts: 9 Joined: 06-11-2008
|
|
Message 4 of 25 (470462)
06-11-2008 7:51 AM
|
|
|
I'm fed up of your lies
|
dawkinsisNOTGod 
Suspended Member (Idle past 6063 days) Posts: 33 From: Lashville, Tennessee Joined: 06-11-2008
|
|
Message 5 of 25 (470464)
06-11-2008 7:52 AM
|
Reply to: Message 3 by Hiram 06-11-2008 7:50 AM
|
|
Whats not to get??? He's Jewish!!
This message is a reply to: | | Message 3 by Hiram, posted 06-11-2008 7:50 AM | | Hiram has not replied |
|
AndyGodLove 
Suspended Member (Idle past 6063 days) Posts: 18 From: Wentworth Joined: 06-11-2008
|
|
Message 6 of 25 (470525)
06-11-2008 10:08 AM
|
|
|
If the same man of Semitic heritage came to my Parish, he would not be shot. He would simply be taken to the inner relams of the Church (whether it be of his own accord or not), and made to see the ligth of Christ our Lord, the saviour of man. If that then didn't work, I suppose he might then be shot. But these things are frowned upon in these liberal times.
|
New Cat's Eye
Inactive Member
|
|
Message 7 of 25 (470537)
06-11-2008 10:35 AM
|
|
|
Who the hell are you guys? Why are you mucking up our beloved forum? You all registered on the same day and seem to know each other in real life. What gives?
|
AndyGodLove 
Suspended Member (Idle past 6063 days) Posts: 18 From: Wentworth Joined: 06-11-2008
|
I for one have no affiliation with any other new members. Co-incidence must have brought me here at the same time as any other new registering members.
This message is a reply to: | | Message 7 by New Cat's Eye, posted 06-11-2008 10:35 AM | | New Cat's Eye has not replied |
|
dawkinsisNOTGod 
Suspended Member (Idle past 6063 days) Posts: 33 From: Lashville, Tennessee Joined: 06-11-2008
|
Yo Buddy boy, you're a Catholic - like my joke man?
This message is a reply to: | | Message 7 by New Cat's Eye, posted 06-11-2008 10:35 AM | | New Cat's Eye has not replied |
Replies to this message: | | Message 10 by Father Ted, posted 06-11-2008 10:40 AM | | dawkinsisNOTGod has not replied |
|
Father Ted 
Suspended Junior Member (Idle past 6063 days) Posts: 23 Joined: 06-11-2008
|
We have come to steal your children Haven't we Andy?
Replies to this message: | | Message 11 by AndyGodLove, posted 06-11-2008 10:43 AM | | Father Ted has not replied |
|
AndyGodLove 
Suspended Member (Idle past 6063 days) Posts: 18 From: Wentworth Joined: 06-11-2008
|
I'm not sure if I appreciate comments about my children. If there really is a God, you will be one of the first to feel his wrath I warrant.
This message is a reply to: | | Message 10 by Father Ted, posted 06-11-2008 10:40 AM | | Father Ted has not replied |
|
New Cat's Eye
Inactive Member
|
|
Message 12 of 25 (470549)
06-11-2008 10:47 AM
|
|
|
Andy seems to have some sincerity, but the other four guys are total asshats. Complete clowns. Why are you trolling our boards? Is it really that fun for you dorks?
|
dawkinsisNOTGod 
Suspended Member (Idle past 6063 days) Posts: 33 From: Lashville, Tennessee Joined: 06-11-2008
|
Yeah, Jesus lids get a life.
|
Hiram 
Suspended Member (Idle past 6063 days) Posts: 14 Joined: 06-11-2008
|
|
Message 14 of 25 (470552)
06-11-2008 10:50 AM
|
|
|
I'm fat. I ate God by mistake. You'll all have to find something else to believe in now. MONG ROAR
|
AndyGodLove 
Suspended Member (Idle past 6063 days) Posts: 18 From: Wentworth Joined: 06-11-2008
|
Catholic Scientist, I don't know much about this place yet but in life in general the best thing I have noticed is that some people are very different and some people are very similar. Maybe these guys are really interested and interesting but they have a different way of showing it. I don't know, you've been here longer than me.
Replies to this message: | | Message 16 by Father Ted, posted 06-11-2008 10:54 AM | | AndyGodLove has not replied |
|