Shhhhh! We have to be careful here, we don't want the creationists to find out that we evilutionists really know that all mutations are harmful. One hundred and fifty years of burying fake crocoduck skeletons out the window.
Doctor Bashir: "Of all the stories you told me, which were true and which weren't?"
Elim Garak: "My dear Doctor, they're all true"
Doctor Bashir: "Even the lies?"
Elim Garak: "Especially the lies"