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Gzus
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Message 1 of 7 (28054)
12-29-2002 10:22 AM


I have constructed what I believe to be the perfect dogmatic, self justified worldview. So bring it on, letís see if you can refute this one.

God is the creator of the Universe. God is as powerful as God wants to be, and what God wants, God does not reveal. God created the universe and everything in it yesterday exactly as it was, yesterday at 12:00 am European continental time. God is truth and truth has been made accessible to me through God. God puts truth into my mind supernaturally, in such a way that no one can tell using their scientific instruments, and Godís existence is revealed only to myself. When we die, we will receive everything that we always wanted(as long as God agrees)and will become demi Gods (if we so wish). God has no morals, God has the semblance of a 40 year old Lesbian dominatrix and her chief angel, Pipo the clown, is currently possessing George Bush, although there is no way of proving it.

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Coragyps
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Message 2 of 7 (28058)
12-29-2002 10:46 AM
Reply to: Message 1 by Gzus
12-29-2002 10:22 AM


quote:
God created the universe and everything in it yesterday exactly as it was, yesterday at 12:00 am European continental time.

Foul evil heretic!!! Creation was last Thursday at 8:15 AM Hawaiian Standard Time! You'll burn in someone's Hell for this gross falsehood!


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frank
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Message 3 of 7 (28069)
12-29-2002 4:01 PM
Reply to: Message 1 by Gzus
12-29-2002 10:22 AM


I appreciate that you are not looking for donations.

Thanks

Frank


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Gzus
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Message 4 of 7 (28094)
12-30-2002 6:44 AM
Reply to: Message 3 by frank
12-29-2002 4:01 PM


Although if you would like to donate something to my more than worthy cause, I could put in a nice word for you with Pipo.

Please send all cheques toÖ


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Delshad
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Message 5 of 7 (28141)
12-30-2002 6:12 PM


Lets see how long this religion of yours will last...
If it has not ended already. LOL
  
robinrohan
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Message 6 of 7 (28143)
12-30-2002 6:29 PM
Reply to: Message 1 by Gzus
12-29-2002 10:22 AM


Gzus, your attempts at satire are weak. You might want to try another genre.
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Gzus
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Message 7 of 7 (28184)
12-31-2002 9:03 AM


But it conveys a deeper Philosophical message!
  
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