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Author Topic:   Gravity does not exist
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Message 1 of 2 (393371)
04-04-2007 4:29 PM


I'm tired of the creos being the only ones with groudbreaking scientific theories that disprove foundational ideas, so I'm going to grab myself a moment in the sun.
My theory is that there is no gravity. Objects do not fall to the Earth because of gravity. I have discovered a fifth force, similar in some ways to electromagnatism in that it is invisible, but acts nonetheless on objects that have mass. It is a field generated by a previously unknown element at the center of the Earth. I have named this element Substantium, in honor of myself, its discoverer, and the force is called Subbity.
Subbity is similar to the theorized force of gravity, which is why it has been unknown for so long. One distinguishing feature of Subbity is that it is present only in the Earth. Substantium does not exist anywhere else in the Universe, so only the Earth has Subbity.
The more astute among you might point out that other objects in space, planets, moons, stars, etc, seem to have an attractive force, what scientists have assumed was gravity. However, that is not the case. Instead, these other bodies are nothing more than localized focal points of Subbity waves as they emanate from Earth. The more massive the object, the better job it does at focusing Subbity waves, so the more focal Subbity force it has.
How, you might ask, can I demonstrate the existence of Substantium? Quite simply. Drop something. Did it fall to the ground? It was drawn to the Earth by Subbity waves generated by Substantium.
One consequence of my theory of Subbity is that it restores the Earth to its rightful place at the center of the Universe. All objects revolve around the Earth, with Subbity waves holding them in their orbits. Thus, I expect creationists of every stripe to rush in to support my theory. I further expect all you evilutionists will either attack my theory with a vengeance that reveals your own insecurity in your beliefs, or you will be so dazzled by the brilliance of my theory that you will immediately adopt it and cast off the ridiculous notions you previously held.
Is it Science?, pretty please.

Those who would sacrifice an essential liberty for a temporary security will lose both, and deserve neither. -- Benjamin Franklin
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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Message 2 of 2 (393434)
04-05-2007 6:46 AM


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