According to the Onion, God has created a new bird. Finally, the evidence creationists were looking for and you can read about it in the Onion.
It's sleeker, sexier, and comes in two different colors! It has everything a bird lover could ask for in a bird. It's so fantastic that God has said that he might even discontinue less popular species, like the pigeon. Specs on the bird can be seen on two tablets handed down from Mt. Sinai.