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Topic: Evc Haiku
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Rei
Member (Idle past 7035 days) Posts: 1546 From: Iowa City, IA Joined: 09-03-2003
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Message 1 of 81 (67781)
11-19-2003 5:06 PM
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----- There is no such thing As microevolution Just smooth transitions ----- "Man didn't come from apes!" Of course we did not, you dolt. Learn before you post. ----- A huge tornado Struck my junkyard this morning Now, everywhere - life! ----- ------------------ "Illuminant light, illuminate me."
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Dan Carroll
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Message 2 of 81 (67785)
11-19-2003 5:18 PM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Rei 11-19-2003 5:06 PM
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Rei makes funny posts About internet posters And logic errors Oo, oo, wait, I have another! A truck hit my head Now I post pictures of clouds and say it's Jesus [This message has been edited by Dan Carroll, 11-19-2003]
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Loudmouth
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Message 3 of 81 (67786)
11-19-2003 5:20 PM
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Is complexity Simple many times over Or complacency --------------- The butterfly dies Without knowing how to make Crysalis of life --------------- Man as animal Dreams of its owner at night Writing down his dreams
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mark24
Member (Idle past 5217 days) Posts: 3857 From: UK Joined: 12-01-2001
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Message 4 of 81 (67793)
11-19-2003 6:42 PM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Rei 11-19-2003 5:06 PM
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God speaks in my head Proof of God No, schizophrenia
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roxrkool
Member (Idle past 1011 days) Posts: 1497 From: Nevada Joined: 03-23-2003
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Message 5 of 81 (67801)
11-19-2003 7:29 PM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Rei 11-19-2003 5:06 PM
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Dr. Dino spruiking forth on Creation except it's a shark! ------------- God is love I am blessed go to Hell
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:æ: 
Suspended Member (Idle past 7207 days) Posts: 423 Joined: 07-23-2003
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Message 6 of 81 (67805)
11-19-2003 7:47 PM
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Reply to: Message 5 by roxrkool 11-19-2003 7:29 PM
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The puddle marvels This hole fits my shape so well! It's designed for me
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Cthulhu
Member (Idle past 5874 days) Posts: 273 From: Roe Dyelin Joined: 09-09-2003
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Message 7 of 81 (67834)
11-19-2003 9:02 PM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Rei 11-19-2003 5:06 PM
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dumdedumdumdum blahblahblah lalalala I suck at haiku ------------------ Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
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Mammuthus
Member (Idle past 6497 days) Posts: 3085 From: Munich, Germany Joined: 08-09-2002
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Message 8 of 81 (67890)
11-20-2003 3:01 AM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Rei 11-19-2003 5:06 PM
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There is no macroevolution only semi-meiosis Grasse agrees with me Darwinism is judgmental because Lorenz was a nazi I have a lot of laundry evolution is a fairytale information theory proves design gotta go watch Caddyshack
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Zhimbo
Member (Idle past 6034 days) Posts: 571 From: New Hampshire, USA Joined: 07-28-2001
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Message 9 of 81 (67893)
11-20-2003 3:09 AM
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Reply to: Message 8 by Mammuthus 11-20-2003 3:01 AM
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5/7/5 folks! This is not a free verse thread! Haiku have a form.
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MrHambre
Member (Idle past 1415 days) Posts: 1495 From: Framingham, MA, USA Joined: 06-23-2003
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Message 10 of 81 (67894)
11-20-2003 3:09 AM
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Reply to: Message 1 by Rei 11-19-2003 5:06 PM
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I'm no scientist Hehe, you're going to hell Take your pick, experts Ape men? fairy tales Noah's Flood? It's plausible Yeah right, Darwin, sure
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Darwin's Terrier
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Message 11 of 81 (67915)
11-20-2003 6:48 AM
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I always thought I couldn't do these, but it's quite easy really, innit?! Suboptimal design? I believe there's no such thing! Then come and see this. Homo habilis: Some are ape and some are man! NosyNed sees red. Kurt Wise counts few kinds: Baraminologist fool. Much evolution!
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Darwin's Terrier
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Message 12 of 81 (67917)
11-20-2003 7:10 AM
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EvC Haiku Becomes very addictive. I should be working.
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Dr Jack
Member Posts: 3514 From: Immigrant in the land of Deutsch Joined: 07-14-2003 Member Rating: 8.4
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Message 13 of 81 (67922)
11-20-2003 8:03 AM
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Reply to: Message 9 by Zhimbo 11-20-2003 3:09 AM
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I assume 5/7/5 is the number of syllables in each line, yes? Well, I have a question which may sound absurd, but how do you know how many syllables in a word?
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Darwin's Terrier
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Message 14 of 81 (67927)
11-20-2003 8:43 AM
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MrJack: Depends on the word. Some words diff'rently are writ If you want to scan. I count with fingers Saying the words in my head. Does not always work.
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crashfrog
Member (Idle past 1489 days) Posts: 19762 From: Silver Spring, MD Joined: 03-20-2003
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Message 15 of 81 (67928)
11-20-2003 8:50 AM
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Reply to: Message 13 by Dr Jack 11-20-2003 8:03 AM
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Well, I have a question which may sound absurd, but how do you know how many syllables in a word? A syllable is a dominant vowel sound. Listen to yourself speaking and forming words. Consonants have no tone, but pick up the tone of the vowels around them. Each time you change vowel tone, that's a new syllable. Or you can pick up a dictionary and look at the pronunciation guide. They split the word up into syllables and capitalize the accented syllable. This is a great method if you're unable to speak. Aren't haiku supposed to be about nature and seasons? If you ask me, they're a degenerate verse form in English. Stick to the Japanese, if you ask me.
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