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Quetzal
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Message 10 of 287 (92726)
03-16-2004 9:18 AM


evo - committed dog person my entire life. I currently have two - a golden retriever named Pumpkin (she's very Irish setter orangish, and I got her on Halloween), and a "rescued dog" which is mostly yellow lab/basset hound cross with some pit bull terrier in the woodshed somewhere. She's low like a basset, long and white like a lab, with a pit head. I call her my spare parts dog - obviously made up out of leftovers.

I loathe cats. Supercillious, arrogant, utterly indifferent flesh-covered steel springs whose only redeeming quality is their propensity for capturing and torturing small furry animal pests. Dogs have owners - cats have staff. I refuse to be subservient to a lower life form - especially one which doesn't recognize the difference.


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Quetzal
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Message 14 of 287 (92734)
03-16-2004 9:53 AM
Reply to: Message 11 by nator
03-16-2004 9:40 AM


Translation:

"I'm too insecure to deal with a pet that doesn't worship the ground I walk on like a codependant, brown-nosing dog."

Hee. Better translation: "Why the hell should I shell out good money to feed and care for an evil, self-centered, uncaring little monster who spends most of its time plotting to take over the world?" I mean, besides my two kids, that is.


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