What's the beef with the ACLU?

You obviously haven't paid close attention.1. When the ACLU takes on a case that protects society from religion, especially Christianity, or runs counter to cherished conservative positions, they are evil, leftist, pro-Communist, anti-American, unpatriotic, God-hating scumbags.2. When the ACLU takes on a case that protects religion, especially Christianity, or supports cherished conservative positions, they are sneaky evil, leftist, pro-Communist, anti-American, unpatriotic, God-hating scumbags who are trying to protect their public image.Conclusion: The ACLU is a bunch of evil, leftist, pro-Communist, anti-American, unpatriotic, God-hating scumbags who are probably also baby-raping wife-beaters. Some of 'em may even have subscriptions to Playboy.Got it now?Edited by Quetzal, : weird paragraph break