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Phat
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Message 44 of 301 (389725)
03-15-2007 7:05 AM
Reply to: Message 38 by Quetzal
03-08-2007 4:14 PM


Re: Just hilarious
All that monkey is doing is training those Cubs how to eventually catch him! Thats not too smart!

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Message 75 of 301 (399516)
05-06-2007 9:34 AM
Reply to: Message 74 by Dr Adequate
05-05-2007 5:41 PM


Re: Fundy Republicans Reject Jesus For '08
I heard that they were considering Satan as a co-runner as long as he went through two weeks of restorative therapy.

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Message 171 of 301 (418301)
08-27-2007 11:24 AM
Reply to: Message 170 by Coragyps
08-27-2007 11:05 AM


Re: Jesus and Mo....
I could never see Jesus getting drunk like a mere human..as if He needed anything! Muhammad, however...now that guy liked his parties!

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Phat
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Message 221 of 301 (428216)
10-15-2007 12:11 PM
Reply to: Message 217 by The Matt
10-12-2007 6:20 AM


Comics
Those are priceless! Sometimes humor can drive home an honest point better than debate ever could!

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Phat
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Message 240 of 301 (440991)
12-15-2007 6:15 PM


A Tale Of The Woods
An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees'!
'What powerful rivers'!
'What beautiful animals'!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer'?
The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?
'Very Well,' said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

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