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ringo
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Message 138 of 301 (407956)
06-29-2007 12:25 PM
Reply to: Message 121 by RAZD
06-06-2007 11:51 AM


Re: BC wisdom
RAZD writes:
"say something sarcastic Curls" ... "I'm pleased to meet you"
Reminds me of a joke I read when I was about eight years old:
He: I went past your house last night.
She: Thanks. I appreciate it.

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Message 159 of 301 (416172)
08-14-2007 10:15 AM
Reply to: Message 156 by Jaderis
08-14-2007 6:25 AM


Re: Lewis Black on creationism
Jaderis writes:
Yea, maybe it'll cut into the market for biblical action figures.
The real money is in the accessories. Does Jesus come with pontoons?

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ringo
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Message 161 of 301 (416194)
08-14-2007 2:10 PM
Reply to: Message 160 by kuresu
08-14-2007 10:19 AM


Re: Lewis Black on creationism
kuresu writes:
He can walk on water to begin with, right?
Well, we're talking about the action figure, not the real Jesus.
Think of the possibilities:
- walk-on-water pontoons
- water-to-wine kit, red or white (non-toxic)
- draw-your-own stigmata (washable ink)
- feed-the-five-thousand lunch box
- high-impact plastic cross with velcro closures for thousands of crucifixions

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ringo
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Message 164 of 301 (416261)
08-14-2007 11:14 PM
Reply to: Message 162 by Doddy
08-14-2007 10:16 PM


Re: Lewis Black on creationism
Doddy writes:
Speaking of accessories, are the clothes of Adam and Eve removable?
I was going to say that their fig-leaves were attached by velcro, but I already did my velcro joke.

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Message 203 of 301 (423226)
09-20-2007 11:53 AM
Reply to: Message 198 by Dr Adequate
09-20-2007 12:59 AM


Re: Latest Chick Tract
Dr Adequate writes:
... atoms are held together by Jesus.
So, unstable nuclei are the ones that He fumbles?

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