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Message 11 of 301 (385129)
02-14-2007 10:24 AM
Reply to: Message 9 by berberry
02-14-2007 9:53 AM


Re: Satan is Dead!
In lieu of flowers, the Devil's next of kin is requesting donations be sent to The Rev. Donald Wildmon c/o The American Family Ass'n.

Those who would sacrifice an essential liberty for a temporary security will lose both, and deserve neither. -- Benjamin Franklin
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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Message 17 of 301 (385256)
02-14-2007 7:47 PM
Reply to: Message 16 by Zawi
02-14-2007 7:32 PM


I'd stay away from anything cream-filled as well.

Those who would sacrifice an essential liberty for a temporary security will lose both, and deserve neither. -- Benjamin Franklin
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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Message 47 of 301 (389924)
03-16-2007 6:37 PM


Spoofs
I've started writing at a spoof website. A list of what I've done so far can be found at No webpage found at provided URL: http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=4536.
The feedback that I've gotten so far is mostly positive, so I guess the stuff's pretty funny. Please rate anything you read, if you like it. The site tracks ratings and views and I'm trying to climb the ladder. And keep checking back as I'm continuing to build my library.
{AbE} Oh, there's also this one, my favorite, that doesn't show up in my profile for some reason.
Thanks.
Edited by subbie, : No reason given.

Those who would sacrifice an essential liberty for a temporary security will lose both, and deserve neither. -- Benjamin Franklin
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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Message 174 of 301 (418647)
08-29-2007 4:18 PM


Keith Olberman on the Miss Teen USA pageant
You gotta see it and hear it to believe it.
No webpage found at provided URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8QDlPX9Y3g

Those who would sacrifice an essential liberty for a temporary security will lose both, and deserve neither. -- Benjamin Franklin
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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Message 285 of 301 (458653)
03-01-2008 12:19 PM


Driving 4 Jeebus
The other day some old gal went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker. She was feeling particularly sassy that day, because she had just come from a thrilling choir practice followed by a powerful prayer meeting, so she bought the sticker and put it on her bumper.
She was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and she didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus; because if he hadn't honked, she'd never have noticed. She decided that LOTS of people love Jesus because while she was sitting there, the nice man behind started honking like crazy, and he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of God, GO! GO!" She thought, "What an exuberant cheerleader
he is for the Lord."
Everyone started honking! She just leaned out of her window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. She even honked her horn a few times to share in the love. She decided there must have been a man from Florida back there, because she heard him yelling something about a sunny beach. She saw another man waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When the old gal asked her teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was an Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, she'd never met anyone from Hawaii, so she leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. Her grandson burst out laughing; why even he was enjoying this religious experience.
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards her. She thought they wanted to pray or ask what church she attended, but this is when she noticed the light had changed. So she waved to all her sisters and brothers, smiled at them all, and drove on through the intersection.
She noticed she was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again, and felt kind of sad to leave them after all the love they had shared, so she slowed the car down, leaned out of the window, and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as she drove away, thinking to herself, "Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!"

Those who would sacrifice an essential liberty for a temporary security will lose both, and deserve neither. -- Benjamin Franklin
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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