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Jaderis
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Message 154 of 301 (416129)
08-14-2007 3:44 AM


Lewis Black on creationism
Of course, his statement that Christians believe in a 7 day creation is obviously untrue and therefore his whole routine is bunk.

"You are metaphysicians. You can prove anything by metaphysics; and having done so, every metaphysician can prove every other metaphysician wrong--to his own satisfaction. You are anarchists in the realm of thought. And you are mad cosmos-makers. Each of you dwells in a cosmos of his own making, created out of his own fancies and desires. You do not know the real world in which you live, and your thinking has no place in the real world except in so far as it is phenomena of mental aberration." -The Iron Heel by Jack London

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Jaderis
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Message 156 of 301 (416141)
08-14-2007 6:25 AM
Reply to: Message 155 by Doddy
08-14-2007 5:16 AM


Re: Lewis Black on creationism
FOSSIL!
*throws fossil*
(I really want a pocket 'Made by Satan' fossil)
Yea, maybe it'll cut into the market for biblical action figures.
I think the website name speaks for itself...

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Jaderis
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Message 158 of 301 (416158)
08-14-2007 8:11 AM
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08-14-2007 7:33 AM


Re: Lewis Black on creationism
So funny they offer both black and white versions. Why no Asian versions? Discrimination! ROFL!
Doubly funny because it seems to me that they don't even know what skin color Jesus had and they have to (inadequately) relate to a certain race in order to get their message across. I thought that the message was supposed to be universal or something. Silly me.

"You are metaphysicians. You can prove anything by metaphysics; and having done so, every metaphysician can prove every other metaphysician wrong--to his own satisfaction. You are anarchists in the realm of thought. And you are mad cosmos-makers. Each of you dwells in a cosmos of his own making, created out of his own fancies and desires. You do not know the real world in which you live, and your thinking has no place in the real world except in so far as it is phenomena of mental aberration." -The Iron Heel by Jack London

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Jaderis
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Message 168 of 301 (416315)
08-15-2007 6:51 AM


More Lewis Black
This seems like it may the lead up to the other one. The whole thing had me rolling, but the last bit is truly priceless Enjoy!

"You are metaphysicians. You can prove anything by metaphysics; and having done so, every metaphysician can prove every other metaphysician wrong--to his own satisfaction. You are anarchists in the realm of thought. And you are mad cosmos-makers. Each of you dwells in a cosmos of his own making, created out of his own fancies and desires. You do not know the real world in which you live, and your thinking has no place in the real world except in so far as it is phenomena of mental aberration." -The Iron Heel by Jack London

Jaderis
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Message 261 of 301 (450812)
01-24-2008 2:33 AM


Churchbot Transform!!!
I just LOL'd all over the place!!!!
Edited by Jaderis, : fixed subtitle

"You are metaphysicians. You can prove anything by metaphysics; and having done so, every metaphysician can prove every other metaphysician wrong--to his own satisfaction. You are anarchists in the realm of thought. And you are mad cosmos-makers. Each of you dwells in a cosmos of his own making, created out of his own fancies and desires. You do not know the real world in which you live, and your thinking has no place in the real world except in so far as it is phenomena of mental aberration." -The Iron Heel by Jack London
"Hazards exist that are not marked" - some bar in Chelsea

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