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Coragyps
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Message 46 of 301 (389920)
03-16-2007 5:52 PM


Espanola ghost story.
This happened in the little town of Espanola, New Mexico, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's absolutely true. This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking from Velarde to Espanola on a very dark and stormy night. The night was cold and wet and no cars went by. The storm was so strong, he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, there in San Juan, he saw a car coming towards him and it stopped. The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car, and closed the door. Just before he could say "Thank you", he realized that there was nobody behind the wheel! The car starts going again, very slowly. The guy looks at the road and sees a curve coming his way. Scared, he starts to pray and begs for his life. Just before the car hits the curve, a hand appears through the window and turns the wheel. The guy, paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared each time the car approached a curve. Gathering his strength, he gets out of the car and runs all the way to Ranchitos. Wet and in shock, he goes into Red's, asks for two shots of tequila and starts telling everybody about the horrible experience he just went through. A silence enveloped everyone when they realized that he was crying hysterically and wasn't drunk. About a half hour later, two other guys walk into Red's and one said to the other, "Mira, Jose!! That's the pendejo that got in the car while we were pushing it!"

Coragyps
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Message 48 of 301 (389952)
03-16-2007 9:42 PM
Reply to: Message 47 by subbie
03-16-2007 6:37 PM


Re: Spoofs
Pretty good stuff, Subbie!

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Coragyps
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Message 66 of 301 (398595)
05-01-2007 4:12 PM
Reply to: Message 65 by Dr Adequate
05-01-2007 4:04 PM


Re: Is This Satire?
It's gotta be real. It quotes Dinosaurs and the Expanding Earth.
Serious scholarship, that.
AbE: It gets stranger. The Virgin Mary is, by law, Queen of Canada.
http://ocii.com/~dpwozney/
Did you know that, you Canucks?
Edited by Coragyps, : No reason given.

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Coragyps
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Message 143 of 301 (409423)
07-09-2007 12:15 PM


"Democrats have a chance to prove they are for open and transparent government by working to complete each spending bill independently and on time." G.W. Bush
oh, wait! He was serious??!!

Coragyps
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Message 170 of 301 (418295)
08-27-2007 11:05 AM


Jesus and Mo....
....with another kickass cartoon:
Jesus and Mo

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