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Doddy Member (Idle past 6297 days) Posts: 563 From: Brisbane, Australia Joined: |
The good stuff starts about half-way through, after the initial ranting.
Edited by Doddy, : No reason given. "Der Mensch kann was er will; er kann aber nicht wollen was er will." (Man can do what he wills but he cannot will what he wills.) - Arthur Schopenhauer
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Doddy Member (Idle past 6297 days) Posts: 563 From: Brisbane, Australia Joined: |
berberry writes: Who is this guy? His name is John Safran, and he's an Aussie like me. He's a film-maker and comedian. That clip is from episode 5 of his 2004 series called John Safran vs God. It's absolutely hilarious, even if short (only 8 episodes). It even won the AFI award (Australian Film Industry) for Best Comedy Series. "Der Mensch kann was er will; er kann aber nicht wollen was er will." (Man can do what he wills but he cannot will what he wills.) - Arthur Schopenhauer
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Doddy Member (Idle past 6297 days) Posts: 563 From: Brisbane, Australia Joined: |
Forgive me if this has already been posted somewhere, but I didn't see it. "And, lo, a great beast did stand before me, having seven heads, and on each head were there seven mouths, and in each mouth were there seventy times seven teeth. For truly there were seven times seven times seven times seventy teeth, meaning there were. . . okay, carry the three, adding twenty. . . plus that extra tooth on the third mouth of the sixth head. . . Well, there were indeed a great many teeth" - The Revelation of St. Bryce the Long-Winded |
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Doddy Member (Idle past 6297 days) Posts: 563 From: Brisbane, Australia Joined: |
Parasomnium writes: But you did anyway. Funny. What word was that? misspelled = correct (along with misspelt) Seems correct to me. ![]() Edited by Doddy, : I now know it was 'rivarly' that was spelt incorrectly. "And, lo, a great beast did stand before me, having seven heads, and on each head were there seven mouths, and in each mouth were there seventy times seven teeth. For truly there were seven times seven times seven times seventy teeth, meaning there were. . . okay, carry the three, adding twenty. . . plus that extra tooth on the third mouth of the sixth head. . . Well, there were indeed a great many teeth" - The Revelation of St. Bryce the Long-Winded
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Doddy Member (Idle past 6297 days) Posts: 563 From: Brisbane, Australia Joined: |
Firefox 2.0 now has spellcheck Which oddly doesn't recognize the word 'Firefox' by default! "And, lo, a great beast did stand before me, having seven heads, and on each head were there seven mouths, and in each mouth were there seventy times seven teeth. For truly there were seven times seven times seven times seventy teeth, meaning there were. . . okay, carry the three, adding twenty. . . plus that extra tooth on the third mouth of the sixth head. . . Well, there were indeed a great many teeth" - The Revelation of St. Bryce the Long-Winded
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Doddy Member (Idle past 6297 days) Posts: 563 From: Brisbane, Australia Joined: |
I think it would have to have been posted before, but I don't care. It was just too funny! Contributors needed for the following articles: Pleiotropy, Metabolism, Promoter, Invertebrate, Meiosis, DNA, Transcription, Chromosome, Tetrapod, Fossil, Phenotype, Messenger RNA, Mammals, Appendix , Variation, Selection, Gene, Gametogenesis, Homo erectus and others. Registration not needed, but if desired, register here!
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Doddy Member (Idle past 6297 days) Posts: 563 From: Brisbane, Australia Joined: |
FOSSIL!
*throws fossil* (I really want a pocket 'Made by Satan' fossil) Edited by Doddy, : clarify joke We seek contributors with a knowledge of Intelligent design to expand and review our page on this topic. Registration not needed for editing most pages (the ID page is an exception), but you can register here!
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Doddy Member (Idle past 6297 days) Posts: 563 From: Brisbane, Australia Joined: |
So funny they offer both black and white versions. Why no Asian versions? Discrimination! ROFL!
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Doddy Member (Idle past 6297 days) Posts: 563 From: Brisbane, Australia Joined: |
Speaking of accessories, are the clothes of Adam and Eve removable? Or do those figures only come in 'knowing good and evil' form?
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Doddy Member (Idle past 6297 days) Posts: 563 From: Brisbane, Australia Joined: |
an extra '://' in the url
Just a moment...
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Doddy Member (Idle past 6297 days) Posts: 563 From: Brisbane, Australia Joined: |
I would have posted this in my other thread, but this is more appropriate:
What do you mean "You can't prove a negative"? Have you searched the whole universe for proofs of a negative statement? No? How do you know that they don't exist then?!
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Doddy Member (Idle past 6297 days) Posts: 563 From: Brisbane, Australia Joined: |
No, clearly it shows that mutations can only decrease information. Duh.
What do you mean "You can't prove a negative"? Have you searched the whole universe for proofs of a negative statement? No? How do you know that they don't exist then?!
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Doddy Member (Idle past 6297 days) Posts: 563 From: Brisbane, Australia Joined: |
The one that cracked me up made it to my avatar. It is just SOOOO funny, even if they are Lamarckian adapations.
What do you mean "You can't prove a negative"? Have you searched the whole universe for proofs of a negative statement? No? How do you know that they don't exist then?!
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