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Am5n 
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Message 260 of 301 (449752)
01-18-2008 9:48 PM


LADIES & GENTLEMAN !!!!
IT'S THE BATTLE OF THE MILLENIUM !!!!
CREATION VS. EVOLUTION!!!
This is going to be a caged, no holds barred match, to the death!!!!
In one corner we have EVOLUTION, who brings with it an assortment of
weapons, including : records, fossils, actual proof, and even a bit
of faith & belief.
In the other corner we have CREATION, who brings---wait a minute,
CREATION is pulling something from out of a sack, it's a....it's a....
It's a book ?!? CREATION has brought a book to use in battle. And yes
a bit of faith & belief.
It's unbelievable the way they are going at each other folks ! It's
a battle royal. Who will win this grudge match? Who will suffer from
their loss? We may never know. Let's watch & see, and pray ours is
the victorious one, which ever that may be.
Scientists and God
One day a group of Darwinian scientists got together and decided that man
had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one Darwinian
to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.
The Darwinian walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no
longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many
miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the Darwinian was
done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this? Let's say we have a
man-making contest." To which the Darwinian happily agreed.
God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old
days with Adam."
The Darwinian said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a
handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!!!!"

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