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Omnivorous
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Message 241 of 301 (440997)
12-15-2007 6:49 PM
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12-15-2007 6:15 PM


Re: A Tale Of The Woods
Shoulda made that bear a Buddhist--everybody knows how bloodthirsty Christians are.

Just ask the Crusades-era Muslims (I & II) and the Africans and the Native Americans and the Jews and the rice Christians and the...

Oops! This is a humor thread!

Okey dokey: ha ha.


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Message 242 of 301 (443618)
12-26-2007 1:40 AM


You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish-squirrel.

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Message 243 of 301 (443723)
12-26-2007 3:51 PM


Siberian quantum tiger
Robert Jenkins, could not explain how Tatiana escaped. The tiger's enclosure is surrounded by a 15-foot-wide moat and 20-foot-high walls, and the big cat did not leave through an open door, he said.

Quantum physics?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,,-7179716,00.html


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Message 244 of 301 (443797)
12-26-2007 7:17 PM
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12-26-2007 3:51 PM


Re: Siberian quantum tiger
A 17 year old got mawed to death, and you put the news in humor?


Owing to the deficiency of the English language, I have occasionally used the academic jargon generator to produce phrases that even I don't fully understand. The jargons are not meant to offend anyone or to insult anyone's intelligence!
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Message 245 of 301 (443803)
12-26-2007 7:39 PM
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12-26-2007 7:17 PM


heard about cats?
Now if we want to talk about cat humor ...

It's almost as hard as keeping a creationist on topic ...

enjoy

Edited by RAZD, : center


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Message 246 of 301 (445473)
01-02-2008 3:25 PM
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10-29-2007 8:50 AM


Re: One for the more sophisticated members...
I don't understand how you could link a youtube to a farting preacher vid. I thought youtube removed all the farting preacher vids because of copyright violation long ago.
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Message 247 of 301 (445837)
01-04-2008 3:12 AM


Uncyclopedia on Conservapedia
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Conservapedia

The fact that I bothered tracking this down further proves I have no real life.

Moose


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Message 248 of 301 (445894)
01-04-2008 10:51 AM
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01-04-2008 3:12 AM


Re: Uncyclopedia on Conservapedia
OMG, I never knew either one of these existed.

Open source according to Uncyclopedia. It's actually true. Being someone that has spent many many many many hours trying to get open source softwares to work, this article has brought back a lot of memories.

Edited by Taz, : No reason given.


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Message 249 of 301 (445909)
01-04-2008 11:14 AM
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01-04-2008 10:51 AM


Re: Uncyclopedia on Conservapedia
The name "open source" is new. But in the early days of computing, most software was open source.
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Message 250 of 301 (445911)
01-04-2008 11:20 AM
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01-04-2008 11:14 AM


Re: Uncyclopedia on Conservapedia
The name "open source" is new. But in the early days of computing, most software was open source.

Most software was Cryptic Source. LOL

Read the Comments.

"You are not expected to understand this"

Edited by jar, : add comment comment


Immigration has been a problem Since 1607!
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Message 251 of 301 (445917)
01-04-2008 11:37 AM
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01-04-2008 11:20 AM


Re: Uncyclopedia on Conservapedia
Read the Comments.

If there were comments :D
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Taz
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Message 252 of 301 (445922)
01-04-2008 11:56 AM


HowTo:Install Linux according to Uncyclopedia.

Seriously, even though it's funny as hell, it's all true. I shit you not. Here is a section that is particularly true.

quote:
Sit back and wait for the "Congratulations" message.
Reboot the PC and pray you see a desktop.

Open a Terminal and sue to root. Ok, that's su root but don't worry, this command will become second nature, rather like saying "I do" to the wife.

Marvel at how you're typing in commands like cd /etc/sysconfig/network and vi config and editing files to enter lines like FORCE_PERSISTENT_NAMES=no or running suseconfig and then cursing because Linux is case sensitive and won't recognize it unless you type SuSEconfig.

If the above fails, install Ubuntu. It installs just as easy as Windows, and you can play games on the Live CD while you do it. (Just be warned, you'll be instantly labeled as a "n00b at linux lol" because you're installing it the easy way.)

Slam your head against the wall, while you try to find drivers for your video card that work.

Uninstall the video drivers and then reinstall them, as the kernal did not get installed correctly.

Enable Desktop effects, and waste 5 hours jiggling windows around and watching as the wiggle.


I'm one of those that has a lot of patience... ok not really. When I went to some hardcore linux forums to ask a few questions, I got two 1 word answers and 20 "you're stupid" answers.

Let's face it, the linux community is not that friendly toward newbies. It took me the last 5 years to be able to use linux with ease and I still consider myself a newbie.

Added by edit.

And I speak as someone that is currently using open source softwares. In fact, open source makes up 98% of all the softwares I use, including the various compilers and whatnot.

Edited by Taz, : No reason given.


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Message 253 of 301 (446097)
01-04-2008 9:31 PM


Heavy snow at "B.C."
Very few things literally make me LOL. This comic did:

http://www.comics.com/creators/bc/archive/images/bc20080146682104.gif

Moose


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Message 254 of 301 (446155)
01-04-2008 11:08 PM
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01-04-2008 9:31 PM


Re: Heavy snow at "B.C."
I don't think a cat can LOL.
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Message 255 of 301 (446166)
01-05-2008 12:09 AM
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01-04-2008 11:08 PM


Re: Heavy snow at "B.C."
I don't think a cat can LOL.

{Image is my avatar file. At the moment it is appropriate for this message, but may not be such in the future.}

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