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Message 256 of 301 (446236)
01-05-2008 11:42 AM

"Knowledge is power, dude."
I don't know whether anyone likes the comic strip Zits, but I thought this one was funny.
It kind of reminded me of some of the creationist posts.

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Message 257 of 301 (446268)
01-05-2008 2:18 PM
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01-05-2008 11:42 AM

Re: "Knowledge is power, dude."
over the years I have become convinced that the authors know my son.

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Message 258 of 301 (446270)
01-05-2008 2:24 PM
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01-05-2008 2:18 PM

Re: "Knowledge is power, dude."
I hate to say it, but I kind of identify with the dad. I even wear a black vest.

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Message 259 of 301 (449677)
01-18-2008 6:29 PM

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Message 260 of 301 (449752)
01-18-2008 9:48 PM

This is going to be a caged, no holds barred match, to the death!!!!
In one corner we have EVOLUTION, who brings with it an assortment of
weapons, including : records, fossils, actual proof, and even a bit
of faith & belief.
In the other corner we have CREATION, who brings---wait a minute,
CREATION is pulling something from out of a sack, it's's a....
It's a book ?!? CREATION has brought a book to use in battle. And yes
a bit of faith & belief.
It's unbelievable the way they are going at each other folks ! It's
a battle royal. Who will win this grudge match? Who will suffer from
their loss? We may never know. Let's watch & see, and pray ours is
the victorious one, which ever that may be.
Scientists and God
One day a group of Darwinian scientists got together and decided that man
had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one Darwinian
to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.
The Darwinian walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no
longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many
miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the Darwinian was
done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this? Let's say we have a
man-making contest." To which the Darwinian happily agreed.
God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old
days with Adam."
The Darwinian said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a
handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!!!!"

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Message 261 of 301 (450812)
01-24-2008 2:33 AM

Churchbot Transform!!!
I just LOL'd all over the place!!!!
Edited by Jaderis, : fixed subtitle

"You are metaphysicians. You can prove anything by metaphysics; and having done so, every metaphysician can prove every other metaphysician wrong--to his own satisfaction. You are anarchists in the realm of thought. And you are mad cosmos-makers. Each of you dwells in a cosmos of his own making, created out of his own fancies and desires. You do not know the real world in which you live, and your thinking has no place in the real world except in so far as it is phenomena of mental aberration." -The Iron Heel by Jack London
"Hazards exist that are not marked" - some bar in Chelsea

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Message 262 of 301 (450838)
01-24-2008 9:46 AM
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01-24-2008 2:33 AM

Re: Churchbot Transform!!!
Just to be fair to the author, this is located in the archive section of this website: Sinfest (2006-10-08) and the author is Tatsuya Ishida.

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Message 263 of 301 (452671)
01-31-2008 12:04 AM

The Bluescat48 bio
http://EvC Forum: Information
... Worked for a year then joined the US Army in Feb 1968. Served a year in Vietnam & 1 years in Germany.
Spent the next 3 years in and out of college & jobs, then rejoined the Army for the next 10 years. Was stationed in Korea from 1977-1978 where I married a Korean, Young-Ae Choung, returned to the States and served in Texas for 3 years before returning to Germany for 3 years. ...
You thought war was hell, then you ended up in Texas for 3 years. I feel for you.

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Message 264 of 301 (452722)
01-31-2008 7:35 AM
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01-31-2008 12:04 AM

Re: The Bluescat48 bio
Actually it was 5 years from 1975 -1977 I was also at Fort hood TX before going to Korea

There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other

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Message 265 of 301 (452845)
01-31-2008 1:49 PM

Reminded me of Eddy Izzard
The list of kinds provided by Tusko had me ROTFLMFAO
1.those that belong to the Emperor,
2.embalmed ones,
3.those that are trained,
4.suckling pigs,
6.fabulous ones,
7.stray dogs,
8.those included in the present classification,
9.those that tremble as if they were mad,
10.innumerable ones,
11.those drawn with a very fine camelhair brush,
13.those that have just broken a flower vase,
14.those that from a long way off look like flies.
This reminded me of the Eddy Izzard skit on St Paul's letter to the Corinthians
I paraphrase from memory
"Don't do bad things, always do good things...Never put jam on a magnet, never put a sock in a toaster, (takes drag on joint) never lean over on a Tuesday.....
Love and kisses
Paul (Saint)
The Corinthians ....errrrrrrrrrrr...Corinth
The reply then starts
Dear Paul (Saint, apparently)
Fuck off!!! Who do you think you are, addressing a letter to an entire city....just Fuck off (there's more which I can't remember)
love and kisses
Steve the Corinthian, John the Corinthian......
Paul....errrrrrrrrrr Outside Corinth.

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Message 266 of 301 (452879)
01-31-2008 4:45 PM

Laughed myelf sick
This has got to be one of the funniest videos I've seen.

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Message 267 of 301 (452978)
01-31-2008 10:55 PM

The hipper perspective of Pastor John Rydgren
Hippy Version of Creation
Hippy Version of the 23rd Psalm
The Lord is My Shepherd
The above may (or may not) be the best - More at Psychedelic Christian Radio: Pastor John Rydgren MP3s - WFMU's Beware of the Blog

Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U
Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment.
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham
"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright
moron." - H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)
"Nixon was a professional politician, and I despised everything he stood for ” but if he were running for president this year against the evil Bush-Cheney gang, I would happily vote for him." - Hunter S. Thompson
"I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose

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Message 268 of 301 (455021)
02-09-2008 7:38 PM

Buzz makes the jape of the century...
Rather cruelly, but instantly forgivable for its hilarity, Buzz nominates Tesla for Post of the Month...
Message 7
And to add salt, he follows with
A notable example of Tesla's significant contribution to the EvC debates which nicely articulates some of the concerns of ID Biblical creationists
Oh Buzz, stop it please...
The post in question? Here: Message 361
Edited by Adminnemooseus, : Correct message number from "367" to "361".

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Message 269 of 301 (455270)
02-11-2008 6:40 PM

Jim Morin
teach the controversy?

we are limited in our ability to understand
by our ability to understand
... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ...
to share.

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Message 270 of 301 (455429)
02-12-2008 12:25 PM
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02-11-2008 6:40 PM

Re: Jim Morin
This would be funny, but I live in Florida and the State School Board is voting today on whether to allow teachers to use the word evolution when teaching biology. They are not currently allowd to but do refer to change over time. The idiots opposed to the change keep bringing up "it's only a theory", "teach the evidence agaisn't evolution", "teach all the theories", and one group that is attacking this as a violation of free speach because the teachers aren't allowed to teach creationism or ID in science class!

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