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Archer Opteryx
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Message 31 of 49 (421719)
09-14-2007 1:22 AM
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09-13-2007 9:32 PM


Re: many questions have we
Thor:
Totally bogus dude this is like.
Pass the joint you must.
A powerful Jedi is my friend in Colombia. Enjoy you will.

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arachnophilia
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Message 32 of 49 (421721)
09-14-2007 1:30 AM
Reply to: Message 22 by Archer Opteryx
09-13-2007 1:10 PM


Re: many questions have we
A common ancestor with banthas had they.
disagree i must. no evidence i have seen.
Smell bad both species do.
joke here there is somewhere.


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Archer Opteryx
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Message 33 of 49 (421729)
09-14-2007 5:35 AM
Reply to: Message 32 by arachnophilia
09-14-2007 1:30 AM


Re: many questions have we
arach: disagree i must. no evidence i have seen.
Difficult it is with you banter to have, when so serious about popcorn movies are you.
George Lucas the common ancestor is. Google you may. Find this information you will. Yes.
Lighten up you should. Thor for a hit you should ask.

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Ken 
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Message 34 of 49 (421742)
09-14-2007 7:49 AM
Reply to: Message 29 by kuresu
09-13-2007 9:04 PM


Re: many questions have we
Color is colour. Yesssss.
And yet within the rules they are.
Yet the word rules you like not. Too restricting for you, it is. And the word guidelines I like not. Too lenient it is.
Perhaps on a framework, we may agree.
Backward your bass is.
Lefty you must be.
Strong is the farce in this one.

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Thor
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Message 35 of 49 (421746)
09-14-2007 7:56 AM
Reply to: Message 33 by Archer Opteryx
09-14-2007 5:35 AM


Re: many questions have we
Always in motion is the joint.
Seriously good shit it is. Potato chips you have, hmmm?

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Rob 
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Message 36 of 49 (421756)
09-14-2007 9:34 AM
Reply to: Message 34 by Ken
09-14-2007 7:49 AM


Re: many questions have we
Ken:
Strong is the farce in this one.
Colour is color it is, as guidlines is rules it must be. 'sal;dkf', to give the lesson I will say. To speak as I wish freedom is not. Nonsense it is...
Clearly speak we must. Lawyer we shall not be. Too many rules lawyer makes, to get out from rules he does. Troubling the lawyer he is. Darkness and fear I sense.
Ken, with you only temporally the [i]farce[/b] may it be.

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anastasia
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Message 37 of 49 (421796)
09-14-2007 2:38 PM
Reply to: Message 23 by Archer Opteryx
09-13-2007 1:12 PM


Re: The Picture of Yoda Gray
Archer Opterix writes:
Beautiful this is. Elect I must be, mmmm?
In the eye of the beholder, beauty is. Deceive it does. The true Jedi, this can see.

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arachnophilia
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Message 38 of 49 (421798)
09-14-2007 2:53 PM
Reply to: Message 33 by Archer Opteryx
09-14-2007 5:35 AM


Re: many questions have we
Difficult it is with you banter to have, when so serious about popcorn movies are you.
George Lucas the common ancestor is. Google you may. Find this information you will. Yes.
Lighten up you should. Thor for a hit you should ask
trying to be funny i was. misunderstood you have. star wars with creationism i was associating.


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Phat
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Message 39 of 49 (423033)
09-19-2007 10:46 AM
Reply to: Message 33 by Archer Opteryx
09-14-2007 5:35 AM


Sing We Must!
Song for this occasion, I have. Sing, we all must! Like a bowl of cereal, life is. Many fruits, nuts, and in it, flakes are. Herh herh herh.
Now link I music video for you to see, hmmmm?
Edited by Phat, : correct it I must!

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Ken 
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Message 40 of 49 (423036)
09-19-2007 11:46 AM
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09-19-2007 10:46 AM


Re: Sing We Must!
Yo yo yo yo yodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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Bailey
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Message 41 of 49 (423251)
09-20-2007 2:18 PM


Away for awile I have been...interesting approach to converse I have returned to ,mmm. The moods and vibes to be lightened a positive way the force has allowed it seems, yes.
Edited by Bailey, : error in spelling I made & corrected i have!!

  
Archer Opteryx
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Message 42 of 49 (423267)
09-20-2007 7:13 PM
Reply to: Message 38 by arachnophilia
09-14-2007 2:53 PM


Re: many questions have we
Slow on the uptake I was. Get it now I do.

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Phat
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Message 43 of 49 (442969)
12-23-2007 10:10 AM
Reply to: Message 1 by Archer Opteryx
09-11-2007 5:39 AM


Christmas, Merry It Is. Hmmmmmm?
To all merry christmas, and to all a good night. Herh herh herh
'twas the night before christmas, when all through the house.
Stirring, not a creature was, not even a mouse;
Hung by the chimney with care, the stockings were,
In hopes that Saint there would Nicholas soon be;
Nestled all snug in their beds, the children were,
Of sugar-plums danced in their heads while visions;
And her 'kerchief mamma in, and my cap I in,
For a long winter's nap had just settled down,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
The matter, I sprang from the bed to see what was.
To the window I flew like a flash away,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
Of the new-fallen snow the moon on the breast.
To objects below gave the lustre of mid-day,
When, appear, what to my wondering eyes should,
But miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer, Yessss!
With little old driver, so lively and quick,
Saint, must I knew in a moment it be! Nick!
His coursers they came more rapid than eagles,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, dasher! Now, dancer! Now, prancer and vixen!
On, comet! On cupid! On, donder and blitzen!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When with an obstacle they meet, to the sky mount,
So to the house-top the coursers they flew up,
With of toys the sleigh full, and St. Nicholas too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof.
Of each little hoof the prancing and pawing.
As my hand I drew in, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Saint With a bound Nicholas came. Hmmmm?
Dressed all in fur, he was, to his foot from his head,
And all tarnished with ashes and soot, his clothes were;
Flung on his back, a bundle of toys he had,
And like a peddler just opening his pack he looked.
His eyes - - how they twinkled! His dimples how merry!
Like roses, his cheeks were, like a cherry his nose!
Drawn up like a bow, his droll little mouth was,
And as white as the snow, the beard of his chin was;
Of a pipe he held tight in his teeth the stump,
And like a wreath the smoke it encircled his head;
Broad face and a little round belly, had he,
That shook, when of jelly he laughed like a bowlful.
Chubby and plump, he was, right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, of myself in spite! Yessss
Of his eye and a twist of his head a wink,
Nothing to dread, soon gave me to know I had;
Word he spoke not, but to his work went straight,
And filled all the stockings; then with a jerk turned,
And of his nose laying his finger aside,
And giving a nod, he rose up the chimney;
To his sleigh he sprang, to his team gave a whistle,
And of a thistle away they all flew like the down.
But I heard him exclaim, of sight ere he drove out,
"To all happy christmas, and to all a good-night." Hmmmmmm.

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Archer Opteryx
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Message 44 of 49 (443455)
12-25-2007 4:32 AM
Reply to: Message 43 by Phat
12-23-2007 10:10 AM


Re: Christmas, Merry It Is. Hmmmmmm?
Grandma by a reindeer run over was
as home from our house Christmas Eve she walked.
No such thing as Santa you may say
But believe, Grandpa and I do. Yes.
That night too much egg nog she drank
so begged her not to go we did.
But her medication forgot did she
so out the door stumbled into the snow did she.
When at the scene of the attack
found her Christmas morning did we,
hoof prints on her forehead and incriminating
Claus marks on her back we saw.
Grandma by a reindeer run over was
as home from our house Christmas Eve she walked.
No such thing as Santa you may say
But believe, Grandpa and I do. Yes.
Now of Grandpa proud we are.
Taking this well he is.
In there watching football him you see,
and beer drinks he and cards with cousin Belle does he play.
Without Grandma Christmas it is not.
The family all dressed in black is.
About the gifts wonder we do:
open them or send them back should we?
Grandma by a reindeer run over was
as home from our house Christmas Eve she walked.
No such thing as Santa you may say
But believe, Grandpa and I do. Yes.
Now on the table the goose
and figgy pudding are.
Also a blue and silver candle is.
The wig of Grandma match it would.
Our friends and neighbours we have warned:
Watch out for yourselves you must!
Never give a license should they
to a sleigh-driver who with elves does play. Mmmm.
Grandma by a reindeer run over was
as home from our house Christmas Eve she walked.
No such thing as Santa you may say
But believe, Grandpa and I do. Yes.
_______
Edited by Archer Opterix, : Footnote to add. Yes.
Edited by Archer Opterix, : Another footnote to add. Mmmmm.
Edited by Archer Opterix, : The last word to say. Mmmm. Merry Christmas!

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Archer Opteryx
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Message 45 of 49 (451896)
01-29-2008 1:56 AM
Reply to: Message 1 by Archer Opteryx
09-11-2007 5:39 AM


UK Church of the Jedi
A UK Church of the Jedi opened has. Here a report from American NPR you may read. Enjoy you will. Yes.
A Gospel According to Yoda : NPR
Assemble a canon of teachings the Church must. Contribute you may.
Help Wanted: The Gospel According to Yoda : The Bryant Park Project : NPR

Archer
All species are transitional.

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